Hidden Valley releasing Ranch-filled stocking for holidays

You ever dream of waking up Christmas Day and instead of a stocking stuffed with trinkets and treats, it was just filled to the brim with lukewarm, viscous ranch dressing? Because you don’t have to dream anymore – Hidden Valley has made it a reality! A slightly tangy, slightly sweet reality.

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The brand, which has released Ranch-themed apparel and accessories before, has launched a new limited-edition stocking that is filled with 52 ounces of Hidden Valley Original Ranch Dressing just in time for the holidays.

The 15-by-7-inch stocking is only currently available for preorder for $35 on the company’s website.

The 15-by-7-inch stocking is only currently available for preorder for $35 on the company’s website. (Hidden Valley.)

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The stocking is part of the 12 days of ranch-mas and features cartoon bottles of Ranch, as well as burgers and pizza. Down at the toe is a “functional pour spout” that allows ranch enthusiasts – and assuming Santa himself – to access the condiment.

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The 15-by-7-inch stocking is only currently available for preorder for $35 on the company’s website.

And if you really want to deck your halls with Ranch-themed accouterment, Hidden Valley has a full line of holiday essentials like Ranch Christmas and Hanukkah sweaters, as well as holiday throw blankets and onesies.

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