Taylor Swift's ASOS Modeling Gig and Dita Von Teese's Secrets for Seduction

Here's the straight scoop, people:

Taylor Swift is the subject (and cover girl) of ASOS' January catalogue/magazine. Inside, she models a bunch of the retailer's shiniest crop-tops and miniskirts (see one below), probably because ASOS saw she had the legs of a seasonsed kickboxer and smartly wanted to take advantage.

As we're sure you're well aware, Dita Von Teese is quite skilled in the art of seduction. So naturally, when we booked her for an interview, we demanded she spill he secrets. Check out the video above to hear what she had to say, as well as her tips for creating the most flattering lighting in your bedroom.

In an interview with Britain's Daily Mail, LeAnn Rimes remarked that her stepson isn't "driven," saying, "I look at my 11-year-old stepson Mason, and I’m like, ‘I signed a record deal when I was your age. You’re still fumbling with tying your shoelaces.’" So if there was ever any doubt that Rimes ins't the kind of woman who boosts her ego by stepping on the backs of preteens, that statement should serve as a definite answer.

The first full-length trailer for "Jurassic World" was released on Tuesday (below), and it seems to hint at a plot that centers around a new, genetically modified dinosaur. And, as evidenced by the trailer's lack of Jeff Goldblum, this sequel doesn't look like it's going to be even mildly educational before that dino starts tearing people to shreds.

Eva Mendes recently revealed the she and Ryan Gosling named their daughter after a character (Esmeralda) in Victor Hugo's "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame." But seeing as (spoiler alert) that character gets hung from a bell tower at the end of that novel, let's hope little Esmeralda doesn't completely take after her namesake.

Now that his estranged wife probably isn't coming back, Robin Thicke has reportedly begun a relationship with 19-year-old model April Love Geary (below). And as reported by TMZ, there's already nude photos of her on the internet, despite her never appearing once in a Robin Thicke video, oddly enough.

Much how birdwatchers long to see an ivory-billed woodpecker in its natural habitat, the paparazzi are always keeping their eyes peeled for the elusive shot of Angelina Jolie with a cigarette in her mouth. Fortunately, they briefly spotted her in Sydney last week, before she disappeared back into the wild again.

On Monday, Lady Gaga stepped out in Paris wearing a spiky silver dress that quickly inflated on command (below). The dress presumably deflated less rapidly and less impressively than it rose, much like Gaga's overall career trajectory.

Despite being canceled by ABC earlier this month, the single-camera comedy "Selfie" will finish out the remainder of its first season on Hulu. Hulu, however, has no plans to order a second season, so it looks like it's still bad news for the seven of you who actually watched "Selfie."

Kendall Jenner was recently chosen for the cover of Dazed magazine's winter issue (below), where they credit her with "changing the face of fashion," even if the"face" they're describing is that of a cubist, terrifying Candyland character:

And finally, "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" and "Silver Spoons" actor Alfonso Ribeiro won "Dancing With the Stars" on Tuesday night's season finale. Surprisingly, none of the judges subtracted points from Ribeiro's score for unfairly relying so heavily on his signature "Carlton Dance":