Lindsay Lohan lost it on the phone after someone stole her purse in Hawaii this weekend, telling friends, she was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail.
TMZ obtained audio of her expletive-filled freakout and published it on their website.
Take a listen.
Moments after Lohan discovered her bag was missing ... she says, "I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year."
Lohan was petrified she'd be stranded in Hawaii without her ID, forcing her to miss her court date in L.A. Wednesday morning, a misstep that could have potentially gotten her probation revoked, and landed her behind bars.
Lohan, 26, can relax for now. TMZ broke the story that her passport and court documents permitting travel were eventually returned along with Lindsay's $5,000 Chanel purse.
However, she's still short $10,000 cash.
Why did Lohan bring $10,000 in cash and all of her important documents with her to a house party in Hawaii?
That part she did not get into on the phone.
However, on tape Lindsay adds, "My dad will kill me," which is interesting considering her on-again-off-again relationship with her father Michael Lohan, and his own in-and-out-of-jail (currently, out) status.
All of this comes on the heels of Lohan's nude Playboy shoot being leaked online Friday, and its subsequent hasty offering for online sale on Playboy.com.
The issue itself hits newsstands later this week.