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I love a rotisserie chicken. It's hard to go wrong with any food cooked while spinning.
Most people would probably agree — which is why it can be tough to get your hands on one if you wait until the after-work rush — but do you find the traditional plastic clamshell these roasted birds are nestled in unwieldy and difficult to carry?
Me neither, but Chomps — purveyor of various meat sticks; if you can think of an animal, they will grind it up and put it in stick form — has the answer, and it's going to become the summer's must-have accessory for the lady in your life.
Packaged rotisserie chickens are displayed on a supermarket deli shelf. (iStock)
Allow me to introduce you to Le Chic'ken, the rotisserie chicken purse!
From the Parisian runways to the deli of your local Publix, that is fashion.
I hope my wife isn't reading this because this might be part of her birthday gift. Imagine being the only woman down at the Piggly Wiggly without a genuine Chomps-brand rotisserie chicken purse slung over your arm.
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That's like a scarlet letter. A scarlet... not having a chicken purse.
The release is in honor of National Rotisserie Chicken Day, which (I peeked ahead) is not on my "The Far Side" desk calendar, which had to have been a printing error. No way that was an intentional omission.
"Rotisserie chicken is a cultural obsession, and when we looked at what makes it so beloved, we saw so many similarities with Chomps: real ingredients, satisfying protein, and genuine convenience," Stacey Hartnett, senior vice president of marketing at Chomps, per PR Newswire. "Now, with Le Chic'ken, it's easy to look like a snack while eating your snacks. It's great for the runway or running errands, comes fully stocked with Chomps, and we're leaving no crumbs."
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Imagine trying to carry one of these without some piece of bespoke, yet fashionable equipment. (Shawn Dowd/Rochester Democrat and Chronicle / USA TODAY NETWORK via Imagn Images)
I need more specialized food accessory crossovers.
Give me a jerky wallet. A lunch meat hat. A pair of salmon filet suspenders.
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I will not rest until I no longer have to carry any groceries with my hands.
...Wait... I forgot I could just get a cart.
