They say a cheater never wins — but Tom Brady disagrees.

The Patriots quarterback turned his Deflategate suspension into a sunny Roman holiday this week — spending his time in the NFL’s doghouse cavorting nude on the Italian coast with his supermodel spouse, Gisele Bündchen.

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Brady’s head seemed far removed from the playbook and firmly focused on Bündchen’s skimpy bikini as they canoodled in the seaside town of Positano.

In the ultimate dig at long-suffering Jets fans, the ball-deflating passer wore a huge grin as the sexy fashion plate planted kisses on him in the posh resort. He even showed the world just how cheeky he really is by stripping down naked.

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