If you’re pregnant and looking for a parking spot, head to Punta Cana Resort & Club for some VIP parking rights. If you’re looking for a private, romantic night in your hotel room, just hang the “Fuhgettaboudit” sign on your door knob at Le Parker Meridien in New York. Whether intentional or not, these hotel signs hit the funny bone.
Parking at the Punta Cana Resort & Club
I’m pregnant. I’m cranky. Get out of my parking spot.
The Superior Double Room at the Le Parker Meridien
Just turn around and walk away.
Balcony at The Ocean View Guestroom with Balcony Room at the Marriott South Beach
Hey, before we go out on the balcony, watch out for any hidden unattendeds!
Uh, English please. No peeing, pooping, spitting, or snot. Thanks.
The One Bedroom Suite at the Embassy Suites Convention Center Las Vegas
The One Bedroom Oceanfront Suite at the Newport Beachside Hotel and Resort
Since when are moisture and mildew “dangerous”? We’ll be sure to thoroughly prepare for any unexpected moisture and mildew attacks through that door.
Club Bathroom in the Soho House
Keep it classy, people. They mean it.
The One Bedroom Suite at the Sunset Tower Hotel
If you’re reading this, you’re already too close. Do us all a favor and go back the way you came.