Due to Andrew Luck's injury, the final course of Thanksgiving football didn't quite live up to the earlier two games, although Colts backup QB Scott Tolzien gave a pretty solid relief effort.

And fortunately there were other bits of entertainment from the Steelers-Colts showdown, including a pair from Colts punter/comedian/Conor McGregor-impersonator/emergency quarterback Pat McAfee.

Anyhow, the stuffing. We're here to talk about the stuffing. In case the tryptophan had already KO'd you, this is how McAfee described it: