Roselyn Sanchez's Sheer Grammy Gown and The Marshal's BBQ-Braised Bourbon Ribs

This is what's happening out there:

On Thursday evening, Puerto Rican actress Roselyn Sanchez took the stage at the Latin Grammys wearing a completely sheer gown (below). It was her second outfit of the evening after arriving in a more demure cocktail dress, which everybody promptly forgot about the second Roselyn's underwear became visible:

A perfect plate of juicy, flavorful, fall-off-the-bone ribs doesn't come along often, so when we find one, we make sure to get the recipe. Watch the video above to see how The Marshal in NYC prepares their mouthwatering recipe, complete with a bourbon and molasses BBQ braising liquid.

Country singer Kellie Pickler has been sharing photos from her Mexican vacation on Instagram, including a snapshot of the midriff-baring outfit she wore to a dinner date with her husband (below). It's a blindingly sparkly number, too, so maybe construct one of those cardboard eclipse viewers before looking directly at it.

During a speaking engagement in NYC, Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour told the crowd that she put Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on the April cover because she bores of "deeply tasteful" people. (Yo, Kanye, we're really happy for you and we're gonna let you finish, but Wintour just dished out one of the best backhanded compliments of all time!)

Former "House" actor Hugh Laurie was announced as the latest addition to the HBO comedy series "Veep." It's not yet known who he'll play, but we're hoping he takes the role of a curmudgeonly presidential medical advisor who expertly diagnoses Selena's many anti-social disorders.

Kelsey Grammer's 22-year-old daughter Greer Grammer (below) has been chosen by the Hollywood Foreign Press to serve as 2015's Miss Golden Globe. During the ceremony, her duties will include handing out awards, serving as an usher, and generally making Frasier and her Uncle Niles proud.

On Thursday, not one but two country artists revealed they were gay. Both Ty Herndon, 51, and Billy Gilman, 26, came out of the closet, the latter of which remarked that coming out "might not be the best thing" for a country singer. But we tend to disagree; after all, who was talking about Billy Gilman two days ago?

On its official website, the British Monarchy has outlined a dress code for any journalists or press who plan to meet with William or Kate when they visit the U.S. in December. The guidelines indicate no jeans or sneakers, but they don't say anything about tuxedo t-shirts, so those are always a viable option.

On Saturday, former "Wonder Years" actress Danica McKellar got married to her attorney fiance Scott Sveslosky. They reportedly exchanged nuptuals in Hawaii, most likely to avoid the ever-looming threat of Fred Savage crashing the ceremony and once again declaring his undying love for Winnie.

Earlier this week, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen Instagrammed a photo of husband John Legend taking a shower (below). And, aside from being silly and cheeky, it shows how much we've grown as a society. Who would've thought the biggest news to come from a swimsuit model's Instagram is a photo of a nude man? 

Presumably in response to Martha Stewart's dig at Gwyneth Paltrow (Martha's mag featured a "Conscious Coupling" article about pie last month), Paltrow's GOOP website has shot back with a recipe for "Jailbird Cake." But since both recipes look delicious, we can't wait until Stewart of Paltrow inevitably shares a recipe for a batch of "Hey Jerkface, I'm Gonna Slap You Across the Mouth" cookies.

And finally, a Manhattan resident is suing celebrity chef Mario Batali, claiming that Batali's next-door restaurant has caused his home to stink of grease. He's also complaining of constant, 24-noise, perhaps caused by the constant scuffle of Batali's big dumb orange clogs.