Candice Swanepoel's Glittery Behind, Richard Blais' Perfect Burger, and Much, Much More

Here's what all the fuss is about:

A dozen Victoria's Secret supermodels, including Behati Prinsloo, Devon Windsor and Candice Swanepoel, posed for separate covers of 10 magazine's spring/summer issue (which for some reason is already out). Candace, however, was the only one who thought to dip her butt in glitter for the occasion:

Does the secret to the perfect burger elude you? Better watch the video above to see how "Top Chef" champion Richard Blais makes an In-N-Out-style cheeseburger on the stove, complete with his own burger sauce.

In case you missed it, the New England Patriots defeated the Seattle Seahawks to win Super Bowl XLIX on Sunday night, proving that deflated balls or not, they're still capable of winning. Just by a much smaller margin.

Speaking of the Super Bowl, Katy Perry belted out a slew of her hits during the half-time show. In addition to recreating one of those "The More You Know" PSAs, Perry's performance featured such fantastical creatures as robotic lions, dancing sharks, and the ever elusive Missy Elliot.

Taylor Swift announced on Sunday that the band Haim — most recently seen as Swift's boating buddies — will be joining her 1989 World Tour for select dates. Therefore, just like a paddleboarding Ed Sheeran before them, it would seem the Haim sisters somehow passed Swift's acid test of a good tour companion: namely, the ability to chill out by a body of water.

Justin Timberlake officially announced news of his wife's pregnancy with an Instagram photo of himself kissing what appears to be Jessica Biel's baby bump (below). Either that, or he's cheating on Jessica with our pregnant cousin Erica, in which case, way to go Erica!

Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of Bobbi Brown and the late Whitney Houston, was found unresponsive in her bathtub on Saturday. Doctors have put Brown in a medically induced coma, but exclusive sources tell People magazine that recovery would "be a miracle."

Prince William and Kate Middleton are reportedly teaching Prince George how to swim on their family vacation in the Caribbean island of Mustique. It's a good thing, too: As soon little George reaches the age of consent, he'll have a higher-than-average chance of drowning in a sea of ladies.

Mariah Carey was caught lip-synching at the 2015 Jazz and Blues Festival in Jamaica over the weekend, and furthermore, she appeared to be forgetting the words to her own song (below). But we can't really blame her. Every time we hear "Fantasy," we start mouthing the lyrics to Tom Tom Club's "Genius of Love," too.

Actor Ricardo Medina, who formerly starred as the Red Ranger on "Power Rangers Wild Force," has been arrested on suspicion of killing his roommate with a sword. But we're not so sure of his guilt, because as everybody knows, the Red Ranger didn't carry a sword. He faught with his fists. And sometimes a saber. But never a sword!

And finally, that little idiot Punxsutawny Phil saw his shadow on Monday morning, which — accoring to that fat, stupid groundhog — means we're slated for six more weeks of hellish winter weather. You know, we don't mention this often, because we're polite people, but that little punk is a real jerk, isn't he?