Former big leaguer Jose Canseco waxes poetic about comet landing

Former big league slugger Jose Canseco has been watching the historic Rosetta comet mission very, very closely.

At least he was for four intense minutes on Thursday, during which he tweeted about the landing of a robotic device known as Philae on the rump of comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko after a 10-year, 4-billion-mile journey, no less than six times.

Which makes one wonder how Canseco could be typing so quickly just two weeks after shooting himself in the hand while cleaning his gun.

First came the gnomic, “Comet transport is the key to our survival,” followed by the intriguing, “Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons.”

Without pausing to offer any proof of that, he rifled off, “Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power solving … two problems.”

Then the familiar Canseco who wielded free agency like an axe resurfaced:

“Opens up new business like galaxy touring cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade and planet colonies.”

Which inexorably led to dreams of grandeur. “If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milky Way. Think about that.”

But his last post nearly spoiled it all: “hug for u NASA.”

Oops. Maybe he wasn't watching that closely after all. The mission is a European Space Agency project, not NASA’s.

Just because Canseco was an All-Star, doesn’t mean he had to know anything about them.

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