Jennifer Lopez's Low-Cut Jumpsuit and Bleona's Diva-lish Tendencies

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Jennifer Lopez arrived for Thursday night's PEOPLE Magazine Awards in a fantastically low-cut jumpsuit (below). Always the fashion plate, JLo made sure to accessorize her shiny outfit with matching shiny bracelets, matching shiny rings, and matching shiny cleavage.

Are you familiar with Bleona from Bravo's "Euros of Hollywood?" Also know as "the Madonna of Albania"? (The one who  to the AMA's last month?) If so, you've probably heard stories of diva-like behavior — stories she doesn't exactly deny. Check out our interview with the Albanian singer in the video above.

Back at the People Magazine Awards, Kate Upton was awarded the title of Sexiest Woman of the Year (video below). She's a fine choice and all, but we're starting to think these People Magazine Awards are fixed. How can Kate Upton win in the same calendar year tan mom finally became single?

After separating in September, Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are now officially divorced. And since there was no prenup, Kris ended up forking over $2.5 million to Jenner in the settlement, which should more than cover his next five years' worth of winged sweatshirts and pretty manicures.

Despite being canceled more than a year ago, the NBC series "Smash" is returning — kind of. The show's musical-within-a-musical ("Bombshell") will be staged on Broadway for one night only, because somewhere, somehow, a Broadway producer figures you'll shell out good money to watch something you didn't want to watch for free on NBC.

Sarah Silverman is set to star in an unnamed comedy series for HBO. All that's known right now is that it centers on a "pathologically honest woman," so it sounds a lot like those parts of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where everybody hates Larry for giving his honest opinion, as opposed to those scenes where everybody hates Larry for a variety of other reasons.

Ashlee Simpson and new husband Evan Ross are expecting their first child together, according to E! News. Simpson is already mom to son Bronx Mowgli, 6, so we can probably expect this next kid's name to be something like "Staten Island Baloo." Just an educated guess.

After just seven months of dating, Cameron Diaz and boyfriend Benji Madden of the band Good Charlotte are reportedly engaged. This effectively makes Cameron Diaz and Nicole Richie sisters-in-law, but even weirder still, it effectively makes Benji Madden and Joel Madden still somewhat relevant.

Despite her show getting canceled, rapper, actress and TV personality Queen Latifah is reportedly paying her former production staff out of her own pocket, at least through the end of the holidays. If that's true, can we elect Latifah as America's actual monarch? She seems like she'd be quite good to her subjects.

On Wednesday evening's episode of "Watch What Happens Live," Nicki Minaj gave an interview with a portion of her nipple hanging out of her top (see a pre-malfunction photo of her outfit below). Oddly enough, Minaj was discussing her past wardrobe malfunctions when it happened, which must've angered the mighty nip-slip gods who control these kinds of things.

And finally, Kim Kardashian lost 1.3 million Instagram followers after the social media platform "purged" millions of accounts belonging to inactive users and spam-bots. In related news, we too lost a bunch of followers, but that's likely because we've been posting too many selfies with our pet rat, Mr. Whiskers. (He's not everybody's cup of tea.)