There used to be a joke that you get 200 points for simply bubbling in your name in correctly on the SAT, as that was the lowest score possible on the test. Now the bizarre reality is that a student will get points for the circumstances of his birth.

It’s hard to care when a billionaire suffers abuse at the hands of our justice system. But the case of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft has been a travesty, and we should all pay attention.

News that President Trump may nominate Stephen Moore and Herman Cain to the Federal Reserve Board of Governors has invited pushback by pretend-serious people supposedly concerned about these men’s qualifications. The notion that these detractors would accept some other “Good Republican,” just not these two, is a farce.

I lost a friend last week. She was 42 years old, and it was a drug overdose. She was beautiful, smart, kind. I gave a eulogy at her funeral. Peering at her loved ones and our mutual friends through a wall of tears, I said she had been a burst of color in a gray world. She was a real person, and now she’s gone.

Watch out, America: Democrats’ class warfare is back with a vengeance. Your money belongs to them to redistribute as they see fit.

Razor blade commercials aren’t supposed to make national headlines, but these aren’t ordinary times. Last week’s Gillette commercial playing on the #MeToo movement became the latest piece of corporate messaging to berate and belittle men.

We’re literally dying without each other.

Disturbing though the new accusation about Judge Kavanaugh may be it is not serious and it is not credible. It should be dismissed by the public at large and those pushing it should apologize to Kavanaugh and his family.

Even with the modern loss of niceties like men holding doors or offering seats for women, being a woman is still far easier and more pleasant than being a man.

As summer winds down to its inevitable conclusion and camp comes to an end, parents start to fill up Facebook with ever-more-hysterical posts wondering when, precisely, they can look forward to these campers going back to school.