Hey get this… I want to talk about voting. Since the recall in California is coming up, we’ll use that for purposes of our tutorial. The lesson to be learned is this: If you are too stupid to vote correctly, don’t vote!

Now I know they are expecting a big turnout next week, especially now that Arianna Huffington (search) has loosed up her three-and-a-half votes to freely roam the plains. You know, if you look up “unlikable” in the dictionary, well, I’m not going to tell you there’s an actual picture of her, but you will kinda imagine you see one… sorta.

Liberals in California quibble with anything to do with common sense and they now seem to be inferring that some of our citizens cannot navigate the narrow shoals of pushing a chad out with a sharp implement. It would appear that the liberal Ninth Circuit Court (search) and other left-leaning groups herein feel that they can poke holes in anything unless of course it’s a punch card voting ballot.

Let me reiterate, if you’re such a complete zipper-head that you cannot maneuver your way around a chad, then guess what? I don’t want you to vote because you’ll vote stupid and I’m not talking about run of the mill stupidity here either.  I’m talking about weapon-grade stupidity. 

It’s a chad. Deal with it. While you’re at it, if you do happen to have a pipe cleaner for a brain stem, maybe you ought to practice getting in and out of the shower before you go to the polling place. Because you certainly don’t want to put yourself in harm’s way entering and exiting the steel vault that is the voting booth.

You know what? I don’t believe there are voters out there who can’t figure out how to vote. I think for the most part if you’re that big a moron you tend to stay home on election day and hurt yourself trying to TiVo the Quick Draw McGraw marathon on the cartoon channel because Baba Looey sounds just like the voice in your head.

Folks, I feel this is just another contrarian ACLU (search) contrivance. I blame them for the fact, that California is now so far out of the main stream it’s not longer considered contiguous. The liberals are so wrong in this case, I feel like they’re gas-lighting me. They have somehow now managed to make empathy an intellectual exercise. Beware of that condescension and remember that liberals always feel your pain unless of course they caused it.

Got that?