Finding the right person to spend your life with is a difficult task.
There has to be passion, and perhaps even more importantly, a balance of shared interests and healthy differences, and I think it's safe to say this groom and his bride have found struck that golden ratio pretty squarely.
Eric Fawcett, of Edmonton, Canada, uploaded video to Twitter of the vows from his recent wedding ceremony -- vows he wrote himself and stuffed to the brim with all manner of sports references.
If your significant other can appreciate these deep-cut references to Wayne Gretzky and pace-and-space basketball, you've done well:
Some of my favorite lines:
"I promise to hold onto you like Kobe held on to the ball."
"I promise to love you like J.R. Smith loved shooting contested jump shots."
"In everything, I will always trust The Process."
That's love, people.
Dan is on Twitter, tearing up.