This is what's going on out there:
Upon realizing that he didn't have a mask for his sister-in-law's birthday party, Jessica Simpson's husband Eric jokingly put a pair of his wife's lacy see-through underwear over his face. However, it's unclear if this is how he actually attended the party, or if he later opted to just put her bra over his eyes like an over-sized pair of sunglasses.
Craving something entirely different for dinner? Try your hand at a filling focaccia. Chef Victor LaPlaca of Isola Trattoria in New York City was kind enough to lend us his personal recipe, featuring caramelized onions, taleggio cheese and a homemade fig jam. Watch the video above to see how it's done!
Robert Downey Jr. told Deadline that he'd agree to return for another "Iron Man" film if Marvel hires Mel Gibson as the director, which sounds just about as likely as Marvel giving that boring Hawkeye character his own boring movie. (Neither are going to happen, is what we're saying.)
Appropriately enough, Kristen Stewart arrived for the premiere of her new film "Camp X-Ray" in a short, somewhat see-through dress (below). But don't expect her to wear something this exciting to the premiere of her next film, "Camp Conservative Mom Jeans."
Amanda Bynes reportedly told InTouch Weekly she's engaged to a 19-year-old man who works at a bait shop in California, but said she's making him move to New York City, where it's easier to ride bikes, take walks, and (allegedly) ditch drug paraphernalia through the window of her 36th-floor apartment.
Khloe Kardashian debuted a temporary neck tattoo over the weeked (below), which we can best describe as two cheeful slices of pizza standing atop each other's heads:
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin have reportedly eschewed a traditional honeymoon in favor of a staycation at their mansion in the British countryside, where they're getting their meals delivered by a private caterer. To reiterate, this is how George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin live when they're not on a lavish vacation.
Heidi Klum recently evoked memories of Brigitte Bardot by recreating an iconic photo of the French sex symbol on Instagram. Because it's not enough that she already looks like Heidi Klum — she's gotta prove she can out-hot Brigitte Bardot, too.
Dominique Ansel, the creator of the Cronut, has released an official at-home recipe for his signature doughnut-croissant hybrid. So if you want to spend four hours making only eight Cronuts, only have them turn out nothing like you were hoping, go ahead and try it.
Brooke Burke-Charvet might have been unceremoniously fired from "Dancing With the Stars" at the end of the show's last season, but this past Sunday, she proved that she's still got the pert glute muscles of a seasoned mambo instructor. The casual jeggings, too!
Mariah Carey sang a Billie Holliday song about infidelity at a recent Tokyo concert, but ad-libbed the words, "I know you cheated, mother******!" during the performance. Some are taking this to be a thinly veiled jab at estranged husband Nick Cannon, and the rest of us pretty much agree.
Perhaps because the big n' tall shop at the local mall had just closed, Destiny's Child singer Kelly Rowland wore a standard-sized, unbuttoned blazer that showcased her nude, pregnant figure during a photoshoot for Elle magazine (below).
Speaking of pregnancies, "Scream" actress Neve Campbell, 40, is newly pregnant with a second child, who will undoubtedly be the most exciting thing to come from Neve Campbell since that time she was on that episode of "Mad Men" for about five minutes.
And finally, "Harry Potter" writer J.K. Rowling has been sending out anagrammed tweets that seem to hint at her next project. Her fans are busy trying to decipher them now, but we can probably save them all the trouble: It's about magic or something.