Lori Loughlin's Ageless Appearance and Experimental Cocktail Club's Salt Fashioned

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Former "Full House" actress Lori Loughlin, 50, arrived at the AMPAS' "Hollywood Costume" exhibition looking almost as young as she did when she first started on the series in 1988 (below). John Stamos must have been sharing some of his magical youth elixer with her behind the scenes.

When it comes to classic cocktails, there's no beating an old fashioned. Unless of course you're drinking a salt fashioned — a new twist on the old fashioned featuring salted maple syrup. Watch the video above to see how Damon Boelte of Experimental Cocktail Club mixes one up.

On Tuesday, Candice Swanepoel chose to Instagram a photo of her own rear end in a soaking wet dress from a photoshoot in Costa Rica. Or maybe she was just participating in some new social-media fundraising challenge (kinda like the ALC Ice Bucket Challenge) in order to raise awareness for butt health.

Eccentric actress Amanda Bynes told InTouch Weekly she believes someone implanted a microchip in her head, and requested "a dollar a day from every person who [is] reading my mind." So the jig is up, everybody. Either we stop listening to her thoughts, or we send a check to Bynes right now.

The nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's Class of 2015 have been announced, and they include Green Day, Nine Inch Nails, Lou Reed, The Smiths, Sting, and 10 other hopefuls. So vote for your favorite here, but be warned: The winners will probably have to perform at the ceremony with some inferior artist you never really liked.

In response to Martha Stewart's suggestion that she stick to acting, lifestyle authority Gwyneth Paltrow recently said she's "psyched" that Stewart sees her as competition. So everybody stop badmouthing Gwyneth's efforts. It only spurs her on.

In other Gwyneth news, the actress arrived at the L.A. Philanthropic Society's autumn party wearing a short white dress that showcased plenty of leg, perhaps because there's a third-world nation somewhere that needed the extra white polyester fabric.

Selena Gomez told E! Online that Taylor Swift has been "begging" her to move to New York. And why wouldn't she? New York is one of the most exciting places in the world. Heck, New Yorkers embrace Swift's crazy cat-lady tendencies without batting an eye!

After getting topless in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video and going nude in David Fincher's "Gone Girl," model/actress Emily Ratajkowski Instagrammed a behind-the-scenes photo from her lingerie shoot in Milan. Needless to say, it's pretty tame compared to her previous work.

Speaking of "Blurred Lines," actress Paula Patton has finally filed for divorce from R&B singer Robin Thicke after separating from him back in February. Apparently, it takes around eight months for the creepiness of the song's lyrics to properly sink in.

"Bridesmaids" director Paul Feig officially announced a brand-new "Ghostbusters" film, this time with an all-female cast. This means we'll finally get to meet the female Slimer, who probably wears a bow on her head to differentiate herself from any male Slimers.

"Shameless" actress Emmy Rossum arrived at the L.A. premiere of the new film "You're Not You" in a chic black dress that emphasized her pale complexion and dark red lipstick (below). It's a look we can only describe as "Tim Burton-esque," which, in this case, is a compliment, despite not sounding like a compliment in the least.

Television personality Kimora Lee Simmons and new husband Tim Leissner are reportedly expecting their first child together, and Kimora's fourth (in total) after two with hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons and one with actor Djimon Hounsou. So maybe it's time she dropped the "Simmons" part from her name, no?

In the name of art, actor Shia LaBeouf reportedly insisting on slicing open his own face with a knife prior to filming his scenes for the upcoming movie "Fury." That's all well and good, we suppose, but we liked that other art where he covered his face with a paper bag.

And finally, Anne Hathaway went sort-of topless in the November issue of Harper's Bazaar. But since Harper's Bazaar isn't a soft-core men's magazine, she covered herself up with a bunch of colorful crystals.