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• On Wednesday, Rihanna debuted a seven-minute music video for her latest single "B**** Better Have My Money," in which she and her pals kidnap and torture a rich lady. It contains far too much nudity and violence to embed in this article, but then again, it's also got a cameo from Eric Roberts that really breaks the tension and suspense, so maybe it's OK after all? (Whatever. We're going to err on the side of caution. You can watch the NSFW video here.)

• And finally, despite reports she was planning to sue, TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton may have been in on her recent plane-crash prank the whole time, and was only acting terrified. We don't buy it, though; we've seen 2008's "The Hottie and the Nottie," and not even seven years of acting lessons could account for Paris' convincing performance on that plane.