April 30, 2026 California nurse awarded $300k after downing 14 shots and blaming cruise for blacking out A federal jury awarded a nurse $300,000 in damages after she says she was served at least 14 shots of tequila on a Carnival Cruise ship and fell.
April 30, 2026 CBS reporter Jenny Dell escapes to the beach, Shilo Sanders is hungry & Nick Saban is scrambling off the tee CBS reporter Jenny Dell hits the beach, Shilo Sanders feuds with a Browns reporter, and David Allan Coe tributes round out a loaded Thursday.
April 30, 2026 Canadian comic floats theory on why Trudeau is dating Katy Perry – and it’s not the obvious one Former Canadian PM Justin Trudeau spotted at Coachella with Katy Perry, but comedian Ben Bankas claims it's all an image rebuild for a future power run.
April 30, 2026 Wife hopes handing out a hall pass can save her marriage, boob job to keep him faithful & worse than cheating A wife offers her husband a month-long hall pass to save their marriage, while another woman considers a facelift to keep her cheating spouse from leaving.
April 30, 2026 Olivia Dunne & Miller Lite bring the fun while Bud Light continues to flounder, Nancy Mace shoots a gun & MEAT Bud Light hasn't featured a female celebrity on its Instagram page in over a year. Plus, rec baseball and the Thursday Night Mowing League both have season openers tonight.
April 29, 2026 Fecal vandal's nearly weeklong crime spree comes to an end when police catch her in the act Alexis Weber, 50, was arrested in Altamonte Springs, Florida, after police allegedly caught her defecating in her yard amid a neighborhood poop spree.
April 29, 2026 Japanese airline starts testing robot baggage handlers, and the early returns are not impressive Japan Airlines is rolling out humanoid robots at Tokyo's Haneda Airport for baggage handling, but the early results are far from impressive so far.
April 29, 2026 Catching the horny landlady teaching your boyfriend mouth-to-mouth is not a sign that it's time to move A girlfriend writes to an advice column claiming her landlady won't stop hitting on her boyfriend, including a bizarre mouth-to-mouth encounter.
April 29, 2026 MAGA bikini congresswoman sends a message to big brother, Dale Earnhardt turns 75 & MLB fan gets pulverized! Dale Earnhardt would have turned 75 today. Plus, Anna Paulina Luna blasts a new vehicle monitoring law and a wild Texas baseball fan fight goes viral.
April 29, 2026 New York Magazine writer wants to bring back smoking for very nihilistic reasons A writer for New York Magazine wishes smoking was back in vogue, and her reasoning reeks of nihilistic, older Millennial energy.