The Mueller report will be released on Thursday morning, and Mueller madness will begin.
Our sources have told us there will be minimal redaction. The American people will see this, and stil, the media mob of Democrats and Trump haters everywhere will get their one last, itsy-bitsy chance to breathlessly, hysterically, hyperventilate over nothing. A baseless, a vengeful hoax, a Russian collusion witch hunt that has come up totally and completely and utterly empty. No collusion, no conspiracy, no obstruction.
No matter what sentences, paragraphs, pages Democrats, the mob in the media fixate on, none of it changes the outcome. We already know the outcome. If you can go to Vegas, you can bet on what I'm telling you. Four separate investigations now have cleared Donald Trump and the Trump campaign, including also the powerful special counsel probe that was filled with investigators who are mostly big-time Democratic donors, supporters of Hillary.
After 22 months, 2,800 subpoenas, 500 search warrants, 230 court orders, interviews with 500 people, the Mueller report concluded the following: "The investigation did not establish that members of the Trump campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government and its election interference activities."
No one inside the Trump campaign -- that means Donald Trump -- conspired or coordinated with the Russian government. No one. That is now a fact. Two and a half years, you've had your tinfoil hat conspiracy theories, your daily lies and the media mob, the Democratic Party working in unison, in one voice, to slander, smear, besmirch, and destroy a duly-elected president and everybody around him. They have for two and a half years flat out lied to you, we the American people, over and over and over again.
Can anyone ever really believe the collusion truther Rachel Maddow ever again? She and all these others conning their viewers. On Thursday, they will give it their one last college try. Good luck. And you can expect more of what you just saw, on steroids and human growth hormone.
But it is officially the last chance for the media mob and the Democratic Party to revive their favorite, psychotic conspiracy theories. They still don't know it's done, that it's over, that they lost again. It is election night 2016 all over again. Here's the sad reality: They'll never apologize. They won't retract false reports, retract their politically-motivated daily hysteria.
And when they finally realize they have lost , they're just going to move on to the next lie, and the next lie, and the next conspiracy theory. The fools who claim to have a monopoly on facts don't want to report Mueller's key findings. And one key finding is this: The investigation did not establish that members of the Trump campaign conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities.
Those are Mueller's words. It's an undeniable, irrefutable fact.
Adapted from Sean Hannity's monologue from "Hannity" on April 17, 2019.