The Breakfast Wrap: Candice's Refreshing Coconut Water, Sheeran's Embarrassing Secret, and More

Here's what's going on out there:

• On Tuesday morning, Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel shared a photo of herself enjoying some coconut water in nothing but a skimpy string bikini (below), because why not? It was a good look for and it's a good look for Candice now.

• By now, it's pretty clear that Candice Swanepoel looks sexy in just about anything, but you might be surprised to know what she feels sexiest in. In our exclusive interview below, we asked Swanepoel to describe what she feels sexiest wearing, and we were not prepared for her very first answer. (We imagine she'd really pull it off, though.)

<p>• Less than a week after debuting a &quot;99&quot; pinky tattoo in honor of his wedding year, U.K. soccer star David Beckham got <a href="http://www.today.com/parents/david-beckhams-latest-tattoo-pays-tribute-4-year-old-daughter-t34801" target="_blank">a new neck tattoo</a> in honor of his daughter Harper (below). But don't worry, he left plenty of room on his neck and hands for his mailcarrier's name, his urologists name, and the year he first tried sushi.</p> <blockquote> <div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"> </div> </div> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://instagram.com/p/5nWTetTWZ0/" target="_blank">A photo posted by David Beckham (@davidbeckham)</a> on</p> Jul 26, 2015 at 2:41pm PDT</div> </blockquote> <p>• In an interview with Ireland's Nova Radio, Ed Sheeran revealed he once <a href="http://www.accesshollywood.com/ed-sheeran-admits-he-sharted-on-stage_article_110445" target="_blank">&quot;misjudged a fart on stage&quot;</a> and ended up soiling his pants. Sheeran also claimed he was able to finish his performance with nobody catching wind of what happened, but we're guessing there's an employee in his wardrobe department who eventually figured it out. </p> <p>• In other Sheeran news, Ed has reportedly nabbed a role in FX's upcoming medieval drama <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33684558/ed-sheeran-to-play-deadly-character-in-new-tv-show" target="_blank">&quot;The Bastard Executioner,&quot;</a> which is said to be a &quot;blood-soaked epic&quot; about a 14th century knight. Though with Sheeran in the cast, there's a good chance the knight's pants will be soaked in more than just blood.</p> <p></p> <p>• Emporio Armani has debuted <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/680339/calvin-harris-poses-in-nothing-but-armani-briefs-looks-stupid-hot-see-his-incredible-abs" target="_blank">a new underwear campaign featuring Calvin Harris,</a> the Scottish DJ who's also currently dating Taylor Swift (below). He looks great, but if you as us, Armani really dropped the ball with the campaign's tagline (&quot;Calvin Harris for EA&quot;). How could they miss &quot;The Disc Jockey's Jockeys&quot;?</p> <blockquote> <div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"> </div> </div> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://instagram.com/p/5pvGyXzdKr/" target="_blank">A video posted by Armani Official (@armani)</a> on</p> Jul 27, 2015 at 12:56pm PDT</div> </blockquote> <p>• On Monday night's finale of &quot;The Bachelorette,&quot; Kaitlyn Bristowe chose to marry (spoiler alert!) 29-year-old personal trainer <a href="http://www.people.com/article/bachelorette-finale-kaitlyn-bristowe-engagement-interview" target="_blank">Shawn Booth.</a> But don't feel sorry for runner-up Nick Viall; he'll likely be enjoying a lucrative career as the 11th runner-up on next year's season of &quot;Dancing With the Stars.&quot;</p> <p></p> <p>• Shia LaBeaouf and his girlfriend Mia Goth were recently filmed <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/168736_shia_labeouf_and_girlfriend_mia_goth_s_huge_fight_germany_i_would_have_killed_her/" target="_blank">arguing outside a German hotel</a> (below), which ended when some locals offered to drive Shia to the airport. The actor then tried to Facetime his old &quot;Transformers&quot; co-star Megan Fox from the car, because if you've got Megan Fox's number and you suddenly find yourself single, you might as well give it a shot. </p> <p>• Gwyneth Paltrow is in the process of launching a new line of cosmetics called <a href="http://www.foxbusiness.com/industries/2015/07/27/paltrow-juiced-about-her-organic-beauty-products-venture/">Juice Beauty,</a> to sell only beauty products that have been certified organic. After hearing her speak about the new venture in <a href="http://www.foxbusiness.com/industries/2015/07/27/paltrow-juiced-about-her-organic-beauty-products-venture/">an interview with Fox Business,</a> we actually think it's a <em>really</em> fabulous idea — and not only because it doesn't require shooting <a href="http://pagesix.com/2015/01/29/gwyneth-thinks-you-should-get-a-vagina-steam/" target="_blank">hot steam into your reproductive organs!</a></p> <p></p> <p>• On Monday, Complex magazine unveiled the cover of their August/September issue, on which Khloe Kardashian is seen <a href="http://www.justjared.com/2015/07/27/khloe-kardashians-complex-shoot-is-her-sexiest-one-ever/" target="_blank">straddling an exercise bench in a workout unitard</a> (below). Since then, Khloe has already had to defend her photospread <a href="http://www.justjared.com/2015/07/27/khloe-kardashian-slams-haters-over-her-complex-magazine-spread/" target="_blank">against claims of Photoshop</a>, apparently because her detractors have forgotten she belongs to a notoriously voluptuous-butted family.</p> <blockquote> <div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"> </div> </div> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;"><a href="https://instagram.com/p/5pIGh1BRnS/" target="_blank">A photo posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian)</a> on</p> Jul 27, 2015 at 7:16am PDT</div> </blockquote> <p>• Earlier this week, Kanye West tossed his mic into the air and <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kanye-tosses-mic-storms-off-stage-following-technical-glitch_55b665f7e4b0224d8833006b" target="_blank">angrily walked off-stage</a> in the middle of his headlining performance at the Pan Am Games in Toronto (below). He was reportedly responding to a problem with the venue's sound, though it's possible there was an award ceremony elsewhere on the premises that he needed <a href="http://online.wsj.com/media/taylorswiftvmas_D_20090913224602.jpg" target="_blank">to go interrupt.</a> </p> <p>• And finally, former &quot;SNL&quot; star Rob Schneider's home was burglarized last Friday evening, and the robbers reportedly made off with his <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2015/07/27/rob-schneider-burglarized-willie-mays-baseball-card-stolen/" target="_blank">mint-condition Willie Mays rookie card valued at $175,000.</a> We'd like to extend our deepest condolences, especially because we know how much <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deuce_Bigalow:_Male_Gigolo" target="_blank">escorting</a> he'll have to do to recoup that kind of loss.</p>