Consider us ... not shocked at all. Jessica Simpson poses nude and pregnant for the new issue of Elle magazine -- pretty much ripping off Demi Moore's revolutionary Vanity Fair cover from 21 years ago.
In the accompanying interview, Simpson also reveals that she's having a girl -- but don't expect one of those quirky celeb baby names like "Maple" or "Apple!"
"It’s nothing shocking and nothing you'll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know . . . why," she says cryptically.
From the beginning of her seemingly endless pregnancy (isn't she due already?), Simpson has been taking good care of herself. "We were goin' to have an all-day drinking binge," Simpson says of before she knew she was expecting. "Gonna ride our bikes, hang out . . . do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?"
Now, her biggest fear is that her daughter will turn out to be a jock. "Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!” she says in her Dallas accent, according to the mag. "We’re gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping."
From Simpson to Snooki (it's confirmed!), let us know: Which pregnant celeb had the most shocking moment?