Consider us ... not shocked at all. Jessica Simpson poses nude and pregnant for the new issue of Elle magazine -- pretty much ripping off Demi Moore's revolutionary Vanity Fair cover from 21 years ago.
In the accompanying interview, Simpson also reveals that she's having a girl -- but don't expect one of those quirky celeb baby names like "Maple" or "Apple!"
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"It’s nothing shocking and nothing you'll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know . . . why," she says cryptically.
From the beginning of her seemingly endless pregnancy (isn't she due already?), Simpson has been taking good care of herself. "We were goin' to have an all-day drinking binge," Simpson says of before she knew she was expecting. "Gonna ride our bikes, hang out . . . do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?"
Now, her biggest fear is that her daughter will turn out to be a jock. "Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!” she says in her Dallas accent, according to the mag. "We’re gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping."
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