Here's what's happening out there:
Lindsay Lohan recently posed for a revealing photoshoot in Homme Style magazine's spring/summer issue (below), and claimed in the accompanying interview that she's planning to live in London for the forseeable future. "Oh no! Lindsay's not going to be driving around anymore?" not a single driver on the L.A. freeway was overheard to remark.
As demonstrated in LeAnn's February 15th bikini photo, nothing goes better with a bikini than a beer. But if you're more of the cocktail-type, no worries. We asked the bartender at Seamstress in NYC to demonstrate a delicious beer-topped cocktail to sip during the soon-to-be-summery weather. (But don't you dare wear a one-piece while drinking it; this cocktail is to be enjoyed by two-piecers, exclusively.)
Sources for TMZ who claim to be "connected to Katie Holmes" are claiming that Tom Cruise hasn't seen their daughter Suri in over a year. But really, can you blame him? After all, who among us wouldn't rather be dangling dangerously from the fuselage of a moving airplane than spending quality time with our kids?
Netflix's "Arrested Development" (originally of FOX) is returning for 17-episode fifth season, executive producer Brian Grazer confirmed on Tuesday. He didn't specify when, however, so it's probably best to go ahead and rewatch the first four seasons and get reaquainted with all the show's minutae and in-jokes by June or so, just to be safe.
Yet another trailer for "Avengers: Age of Ultron" debuted online earlier this week (below), and after watching it, we're not so sure all these promotional previews are such a good idea. After all, you can only show us so many clips of Tony Stark acting like an entitled jerk before we start to root for this Ultron guy.
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have reportedly broken up after three years of dating, as sources claim the two have been "fighting a lot." We're betting it has something to do with (spoiler alert) Andrew letting Emma fall to her death at the end of "Amazing Spider-Man 2," too. Chicks hate that.
Kim Kardashian was spotted out and about on Monday wearing a $1,234 hoodie, which, in addition to having an arbitrary sounding price tag, looks a lot like the $18 hoodie your dad bought at Walmart two seasons ago. You can see it here, but again, Walmart dad sweater.
On Tuesday, "Dancing With the Stars" pro Derek Hough shared a nude Instagram pic from his cryotherapy session (below), proving once and for all that he's got more ab definition than the glossary at the back of an anatomy textbook.
In the wee hours of the morning on Easter Sunday, glam-metal rocker Marilyn Manson was punched in the face by a complete stranger while eating at a Canadian Denny's. Manson is now reportedly planning on suing the man who attacked him, rather than just treating the incident like the rite of passage that it is for so many Denny's customers.
As previewed in a recent commercial (below), Justin Bieber is going to try his hand at fake-singing Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" on an upcoming episode of Spike TV's "Lip Sync Battle." We can't yet comment on his performance without seeing the full episode, but at the very least, we can say that a wigged Bieber makes for a very pretty Ozzy Osbourne.
After forty years of cranking out hits like "We're Not Gonna Take It" and probably some other song we can't think of, rock group Twisted Sister is planning to disband following an upcoming farewell tour. Apparently, once your song has been used to shill everything from ecomony hotel rooms to birth control pills to SpongeBob movies, there's really no new ground to cover.
Earlier this week on Instagram, LeAnn Rimes shared what she called her "first #gratuitousbikinipic" (below), although we're not sure if she means the first of the year, or the first of the season, or what. Because if she's not counting the ones she uploaded on January 2nd, February 10th, February 15th, or April 2nd, then yes, it's her first.
And finally, according to Variety, Nicole Kidman's new movie "Grace of Monaco" is bypassing theaters entirely and heading straight for Lifetime. Also bypassing theaters entirely and heading straight for lifetime? Your Aunt Cathy. "Ticket prices are insane these days!" she so often yells.