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Here's what everybody can't stop gabbing about:

It was recently announced that Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Gigi Hadid, 19, will be the new face of Maybelline cosmetics. So on Tuesday, she took to Instagram to show off that famous face of hers in a see-through dress for a recent Guess ad. (You're looking at the face, right?)

Still a little soft in the middle from the holidays? Then it's time to tone up that tummy. Watch along with the video above as Ali Gritz of Crunch Fitness shows us three ab-targeting moves from her Absolution class. (Get it? Ab-solution? OK, we're done now.)

This past Tuesday on Instagram, Miley Cyrus shared a couple of photos from her upcoming spread in V magazine, which is said to be her first photoshoot featuring full-frontal nudity. The photos are too NSFW to show here, but don't be deterred. You're a go-getter. We're sure you'll figure out how to find them online.

In other Cyrus-related news, Miley's brother Braison is rumored to be dating Christina Schwarzenegger (the daughter of Arnold and the sister of Miley's current beau Patrick), thus ensuring that John F. Kennedy's family tree will one day include that guy who sang "Achy Breaky Heart."

Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio are now starring together in a series of commercials for Macau and Manila casinos, both directed by Martin Scorsese. It's not the movie we always wanted from these Hollywood heavyweights, but at least we can get an idea of what that movie would look like, complete with laughably terrible green-screen effects:

Only mere years after her dismissal from NBC's "Today" in 2012, Ann Curry announced that she'd finally be leaving NBC News to take a more flexible position with NBCUniversal. She just can't seem to quit you, NBC.

Dylan McDermott, whom you often confuse with Dermot Mulroney, just got engaged to his "Stalker" co-star Maggie Q after only a few months of dating. It's unknown at this time whether or not Q realizes she's marrying the guy from "'Til There Was You," and not the guy from "My Best Friend's Wedding."

Over the weekend, Liv Tyler shared a pregnancy selfie wearing only lingerie (below), and in the background, you can see Liv's friend (and "Girls" actress) Jemima Kirke painting her portrait. But seeing as this is the only pic Liv uploaded from their session, the paining must've stunk. There's no pictures of that anywhere online.

"New Girl" actress Zooey Descahenel confirmed to People magazine that she and boyfriend Jacob Pechenik are expecting their first child. And if we know anything about the Deschanel clan, this kid is going to twirl out of Zooey's womb singing sea shanties and playing the ukelele.

Christmas may long gone, but Taylor Swift is still gifting her fans with extravagant presents through the mail. Most recently, she sent one lucky Swiftie a check for $1,989 to help pay for her student loans. (That reminds us — we've got a medical bill for exactly that amount! We sure could use some help, wink wink!)

Former Destiny's Child singer Michelle Williams appeared on Monday's episode of "The View" to state (among other things) that Beyonce is not pregnant with a second child, despite rumors to the contrary. Then again, we'd bet good money that Beyonce hasn't spoken to Williams since their Super Bowl concert, and even then, it was probably through a mediator.

And finally, Brad Pitt, Christian Bale and Ryan Gosling have reportedly signed on to star in "The Big Short," a film adaptation of a non-fiction novel concerning the collapse of the housing bubble. Who knew there were so many ruggedly handsome faces on Wall Street?