We love our Anthony Bourdain over here at Oyster.com — not only does he entertain us with his hilarious quotables, but he’s also able to check out some of our fave hotels, too, on his new program, The Layover (check the Travel Channel).

For this week’s stop in San Francisco, Bourdain frequented one of our favorite Bay Area hotels, The Fairmont San Francisco.

We love the Fairmont for its iconic history (it was built back in 1907), modern room amenities — think oversize flat-screen TVs — and of course, location: The hotel is perched atop Nob Hill, an upscale area of the city that also affords most guest rooms with killer views. If it’s your first visit to the city, you needn’t go far to start touring — there’s a cable car stop right outside of the hotel.

While the vibe of the Fairmont can feel stuffy to some at times, the hotel does offer a relaxed atmosphere at its Polynesian-themed tiki bar, the Tonga Room.

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Although the hotel offers a decent main restaurant and an on-the-go coffee shop, no one discusses the Fairmont without talking Tonga Room.

Dating from the early 1960s, when America became obsessed with anything and everything Hawaiian, the Tonga Room features faux straw huts, a floating band, and what it claims is the best mai tai in the city (served in a fake coconut, natch).

On this week’s episode of The Layover, Bourdain and a few of his foodie friends set up camp at said tiki bar, where after a few umbrella-laden cocktails, he declared, “If you have no love in your heart for this place, you are a sick, twisted lonely f**k with too many cats.”

A bit drastic, perhaps, but we couldn’t agree more: Go visit the Tonga Room while you still can — according to an Oyster Investigator, a waiter there declared the restaurant’s future uncertain back in September 2011.