Oscar Mayer debuting ice cream sandwiches made with 'hot dog sweet cream' and 'dijon gelato'

Not to be outdone by French’s Mustard Ice Cream, the folks over at Oscar Mayer are planning to debut an “Ice Dog” sandwich made with hot dog-flavored ice cream and mustard-infused gelato.

“For whom is this foodstuff targeted?” you may ask. Unfortunately, Oscar Mayer has yet to offer any definitive answer to this question.

Oscar Mayer is deploying a Weinermobile on the streets of New York City, throughout the week of Aug. 12, to distribute its “Ice Dogs” in Manhattan.

Oscar Mayer is deploying a Weinermobile on the streets of New York City, throughout the week of Aug. 12, to distribute its “Ice Dogs” in Manhattan. (Oscar Mayer)

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Instead, the brand tweeted out news of its upcoming “Ice Dog” along with a poll, asking followers if they’d be willing to try the sandwich upon its debut. As of Thursday afternoon, the majority would rather not.

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Press materials for the “Ice Dog” also include a breakdown of the ingredients that make up the sandwich, which is served between a “cookie bun” stuffed with both “spicy Dijon gelato” and “hot dog sweet cream,” the latter of which contains “candied hot dog bits.”

"Because a hot dog for dinner should be chased by a hot dog for dessert," Oscar Mayer believes.

"Because a hot dog for dinner should be chased by a hot dog for dessert," Oscar Mayer believes. (Oscar Mayer)

Oscar Mayer is also deploying a Weinermobile on the streets of New York City throughout the week of Aug. 12, to distribute its “Ice Dogs” to the good, unsuspecting people of Manhattan.

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In related news, Stouffer’s has yet to respond with any news of meatloaf-flavored sorbet, although it's likely only a matter of time. This is truly the world we live in, now.