Paris Hilton's Teddy-Bear Tunic, L'Apicio's Negroni Bianco Cocktail, and Much, Much More

Here's what your co-worker Helen can't stop yammering about:

Wednesday morning on Instagram, Paris Hilton shared a collage of old photos from the time she wore a teddy bear as a shirt (below). It's quite titillating, but we're still holding out hope she'll one day use a Fisher-Price See 'n Say as a pair of pants. Now that would be hot.

We featured a cocktail recipe from New York City eatery L'Apicio New York City but now that the weather is finally starting to warm up, we're in the mood for something a little more refreshing. Check out the video above to see how they make their negroni bianco, then

"State of Affairs" actress Katherine Heigl has been Instagramming photo after photo from her current family vacation to Mexico, including two obligatory bikini pictures. Granted, one was a photo of her husband Josh Kelley in a bikini, but since he's flashing a bit too much cleavage, we can only show you Heigl's.

An executive producer for "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" claims that there is no truth to rumors that Bruce Jenner will be getting his own docu-series in the near future. The question now is, why not? We'd but a monthly subscription to Hulu Plus Plus to watch that, if such a thing existed.

According to Deadline, Channing Tatum is going to star in a completely separate "Ghostbusters" film than the other, all-female "Ghostbusters" film announced earlier this year. And by our math, this can mean only one thing: There are enough malicious poltergeists in New York City to necessitate two different crews of Ghostbusters. God help us all.

On Tuesday during the Valentino show at Paris Fashion Week, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson walked the runway as their male-model counterparts from the movie "Zoolander" (below). The same day, Paramount Pictures officially announced a sequel to the 2001 film, probably figuring that they could write an entire script around that one smoldering exchange they share at the 41-second mark.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Tim Burton has been chosen to direct a live-action adaptation of "Dumbo." So expect Dumbo to be super pale, have huge bags under his eyes, and be voiced by Johnny Depp using some sort of weird, unplaceable accent.

While on location in Australia for yet another "Pirates of the Caribbean" film, Johnny Depp reportedly injured his hand bad enough to require surgery. He's already flown back to the U.S. for the procedure, perhaps because every doctor in the Eastern Hemisphere is still angry about "The Tourist."

Character actor Windell B. Middlebrooks, probably best known for his portrayal of the "Miller High Life Guy" in Miller's beer ads, died unexpectedly in his home on Monday morning. In even more depressing news, those stupid Budweiser frogs are still somehere out there, alive and well. Is there no justice in this life?

"American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest is reportedly dating 26-year-old Renée Hall, a model he met at his 40th birthday party earlier this year. Everybody seems to be making a big deal out of the fact that she's a single mom too, because for some reason, that makes her akin to human trash.

A source for RadarOnline claims that Guiliana Rancic once dated Jared Leto, but this was before she was a correspondent on E!, and before he was a dead ringer for Jamie Lee Curtis, albeit with whiter hair:

And finally, indie actress Chloe Sevigny remarked in V magazine that she thinks Jennifer Lawrence is "annoying" and 'too crass." But seeing as Lawrence is America's current sweetheart, we're guessing Sevigny just made thousands upon thousands of clumsy, awkward enemies.