Kyle Noonan's Best Hangover Cures

BLOODY MARY

92OZ CAMPBELL'S TOMATO JUICE     
16OZ DILL PICKLE JUICE     
23OZ LEMON JUICE 
1.5OZ PREPARED HORSERADISH     
1OZ WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE     
1 OZ CURRY POWDER      
3/4OZ SIRRACHA SAUCE     
0.5 OZ KOSHER SALT     
1/4 OZ CELERY SEEDS    
1/4 OZ COARSE GROUND BLACK PEPPER  

COMBINE ALL INGREDIENTS IN A 22 QT PLASTIC CONTAINER
WISK TO COMBINE EVERYTHING, STORE AND LABEL.

MARIPOSA MIMOSA

25OZ HOUSE SPARKLING OR ROSE     
10OZ FRESH SQUEEZED ORANGE JUICE OR GRAPEFRUIT JUICE     
1OZ ORANGE MARMALADE                                                                               
1OZ BERRY MARMALADE                                                                                  
1/GLASS MANDARIAN ORANGE "BUTTERFLY" GARNISH                                            

1.  POUR HOUSE SPARKLING OR ROSE INTO LARGE CARAFE
2. POUR 10OZ OF ORANGE OR GRAPEFRUIT INTO SMALL CARAFE
3. POUR 1OZ OF ORANGE MARMALADE INTO SHOT GLASS
4. POUR 1OZ OF BERRY MARMALADE INTO SHOT GLASS
5. EACH SHOT GLASS SHOULD HAVE A TEASPOON

THE NUTTY IRISHMAN

1OZ FRANGELICO HAZELNUT LIQUEUR         
5OZ BAILEYS                                                     
4OZ COLD FRENCH PRESS COFFEE              
FRESH WHIPPED CREAM AS NEEDED                          
CHOCOLATE CRUMB RIM AS NEEDED                       
1 PIROETTE                                                  

1.  IN A SHAKER TIN, COMBINE JAMESON, BAILEYS, AND 4OZ OF FRENCH PRESS
2. COAT THE RIM OF THE MASON JAR WITH CHOCOLATE CRUMB
3. PLACE NEW ICE IN MASON JAR AND POUR SHAKER TIN CONTENTS OVER
4. PLACE ON PIROETTE ON TOP OF THE RIM
5. PLACE FRESH WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP
6. TOP WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES

KALE AND AVOCADO SMOOTHIE

1 CUP GREEK YOGURT, PROBIOTICS HELP TO BRING BACK DIGESTIVE BALANCE
1 SMALL BANANA, FOR POTASSIUM AND TO HELP SOOTHE YOUR STOMACH
1/2 CUP FROZEN SPINACH OR KALE, TO AID IN DETOX AND ALKALINITY
1/2 CUP FRESH OR FROZEN BLUEBERRIES, POWERFUL ANTIOXIDANTS TO HELP THE SYSTEM REVERSE YESTERDAY'S DAMAGE
1 CUP COCONUT WATER, TO HYDRATE AND RESTORE ELECTROLYTES
HONEY AND CINNAMON TO TASTE, EXCELLENT MOOD ELEVATORS
2-3 ICE CUBES