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Here's what's on our radar today:

Drew Barrymore has broken up. With her mother.

"The Wolf of Wall Street" set a new record for f-bombs in film with 506 utterances, beating the previous record-holder "Summer of Sam" (which contained only 435 utterances).

Because all his other marriages worked out so well, Charlie Sheen joked about deciding to tie the knot, this time in Iceland to his girlfriend (and pornstar) Brett Rossi.

Kim Kardashian and model Blac Chyna took a selfie of their butts for the internet's amusement. (If you couldn't tell, it's the photo above.)

"Your Love Is My Drug" singer Ke$ha has admitted herself to rehab for an eating disorder. Her addiction to love, therefore, will remain untreated.

Authorities have determined that Roger Rodas' Porsche was traveling at more than 100 miles per hour when it lost control and crashed into a light poll, killing Rodas and "Fast and Furious" star Paul Walker.

Prince William's enrollment at Cambridge University has the British media angry, because his less-than-perfect examination grades shouldn't have been good enough to gain him admission.

Comedian Wayne Brady of "Let's Make a Deal" is dating Chilli from TLC, reports Us Weekly.

"The Bachelor" contestant Gia Allemand, who committed suicide in August, was the subject of this touching tribute on Sunday.

Country star Eddie Montgomery of Montgomery Gentry has filed for bankruptcy. He should have never opened those steakhouses.

Kate Winslet says that she and husband Ned Rocknroll never intended for their newborn son to inherit his last name. So instead of being named "Bear Rocknroll" (arguably one of the best names a child could have), he's Bear Winslet.

Madonna posted an Instagram picture of her 13-year-old son Rocco and his friends posing with booze, and now her fans are pissed.

And finally, a woman in NYC ordered a salad from NYC-based restaurant chain Pret-A-Manger, only to find a dead frog atop her greens. Wanna see it?