A stunning young model is fronting one of the world's largest fashion shows. She goes by Maddison Gabriel — a stupid name, but so what? She has blonde hair and blue eyes and she's smokin' hot… for a 12 year old.
See, I love this story because it creeps the hell out of me.
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Despite her age, she's made to look hot. Maybe she's a little fat to be a model but heck, it's baby fat. Bbut it begs the question: If she is made to look hot, is it your fault if you say a 12 year old is hot? I don't know — I only date 17 year olds.
Now get this: Did you know that six out of 10 Brits would rather die than exercise? It's from a study! And I agree: You're put on this planet to have fun, not to jog on a treadmill staring into space… or worse, MSNBC.
People say exercise prevents death, but so does inactivity. You don't get hit by a car sitting on a couch watching midget porn. I know that for a fact.
And finally, what's a day without O.J.? My favorite murderer is back and I'm ecstatic. I'm tired of all these would-be O.J.s like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan clogging up the news hole. They haven't killed anyone, so go to the end of the line you fakes!
I want my O.J. — my beautiful, beautiful O.J. Oh... it's like you've been gone so long. Welcome back! Just wipe the blood off your feet before coming in.
And that's my gut feeling.