Introducing a Gay Bar for Muslim Men

So the Muslim investors behind the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.

As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque. After all, if they buy the land and follow the law, who can stop them?

Which is why in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.

I'm announcing that I am planning to build the first gay bar that caters not only to the West, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park 51 in an available commercial space.

Now, I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance. As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night to accommodate men who wish to keep their sexuality under wraps, but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to their mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center is no different than mine. My place, however, will have better music.

And if you disagree with me, you're a racist homophobe.

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