Barack Obama Is a Homophobe

It's official: Barack Obama is a homophobe.

Yes, it's true: Journalists and bloggers have called President Obama out on his ignorant views toward gay marriage.

First, it was Perez Hilton who called our president a "stupid bitch." Then pageant judge Alicia Jacobs said she wouldn't have voted for Obama because of his intolerant views.

Meanwhile, blogs like Queerty and Gawker have started calling Barack a bigot. And then the Miss California USA pageant urged Obama to apologize to the gay community.

Finally, the strange-faced E! News anchor Giuliana Rancic called Obama an ignorant disgrace.

Bravo.

By coming out against the president over his views on gay marriage, these folks are risking their careers.

Well, they really didn't say Obama by name. Instead, they attacked Miss California, Carrie Prejean, whose views on gay marriage are no different than the O-Man.

So, if Prejean is a bigot for her views and Obama holds the same views, then clearly Obama must be a bigot too.

No? Oh.

I guess views about gay marriage only matter if you're in a beauty pageant and not in the White House. Or maybe these "personalities" hold different standards for blonde girls than they do for black dudes — meaning, they lower the bar for Obama — which seems to me, slightly bigoted.

But I'm probably wrong.

Fact is, people like Rancic and Perez are heroes. They know it's far tougher to beat up on a white Christian chick than go after the most popular president since Morgan Freeman in "Deep Impact."

And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.

Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Send your comments to: redeye@foxnews.com