Man falls into vault toilet at campground, reminding us nothing is worth retrieving from a toilet
The Fresno County Sheriff's Office said the man had no serious injuries after being pulled from the waterless toilet
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Here are some tips for your next camping trip. Stay on the marked paths and if anything falls into a campground vault toilet, it now belongs to the campground vault toilet.
You don’t want to be the one needing to be rescued after wandering off a trail, and you certainly don’t want first responders called to get you out of a vault toilet because you fell in trying to retrieve the sunglasses you dropped.
If I were the guy who was rescued last Saturday afternoon at Camp Edison in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains, I’m telling people I got lost in the woods. But then again, I would never be in that situation in the first place.
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Man had to be rescued from a vault toilet after falling in trying to retrieve his sunglasses. (Getty)
I’m a drop something in the toilet, and it belongs to that toilet kind of guy. I couldn’t imagine the thought of even attempting to reach into a port-a-potty or a vault toilet crossing my mind. Perhaps I'm the one out of touch.
Whatever it is, I’m getting a new one. It’s not worth it. The sunglasses might have been expensive or a great fit for a head that sunglasses don’t normally fit well on, but they weren’t meant to remain in my possession.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}They would have belonged to the human waste. This guy had other plans and the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said that he fell into the waterless, non-flushing toilet, reports KTLA 5.
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A man enters a public toilet at a campground in a national park in California. (Getty)
He spent about 10 to 15 minutes down there before first responders were able to get him out and hose him off, which I think we all know wasn’t sufficient given the situation.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}He needed at least a good day, day and a half, of constant showering, in my opinion. Through a Spanish translator, they let the man know that he "had fallen into the chemical storage tank."
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There was no mention of the condition of the important, to the point of risking falling into a vault toilet, sunglasses. The man didn’t have any serious injuries and walked away "after being hosed down by Cal Fire."
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