Lindsay Lohan is dead serious when it comes to her staff’s choice of footwear.
The 32-year-old actress recently opened Lohan Beach House, a VIP resort with locations in Mykonos and Rhodes, Greece. As Page Six exclusively reported, Lohan’s business will be the subject of a new MTV reality show that begins shooting in August.
And like any good business owner, the star is already ensuring that not a single detail is out of place.
In an Instagram photo posted to the Lohan Beach House Rhodes account last Saturday, two of the venue’s waitresses showed off their new uniforms: silky bathrobes with super-short hemlines and trailing sleeves.
But an eagle-eyed Lohan quickly noticed that one thing wasn’t matching: the waitresses’ sandals.
One of the two pictured staffers was wearing a pair of white platform sandals that, according to another video posted to the resort’s Instagram page, appear to be Lohan Beach House’s regulation footwear. The other had opted for nude sandals instead.
“Wear the same shoes please,” the “Mean Girls” star commented on the photo, adding moments later, “Or you’re fired.”
Most of the account’s followers initially took Lohan’s comments to be tongue-in-cheek, replying with laughing emojis. “Summer House” star Stephen McGee even asked, “where can I apply?”
But one fan, hoping the “Freaky Friday” actress was sincere in her threat of termination, wrote, “pls tell me you’re not joking need this to be real.”
“Totally serious!” Lohan replied under the fan’s comment.
A word of advice to all future Lohan Beach House employees: To paraphrase “Mean Girls” favorite Gretchen Wieners, stop trying to make mismatched footwear happen. It’s not going to happen.
Reps for Lohan didn’t immediately return Page Six’s request for comment.
This story orginally appeared in the New York Post.