If Jessica Simpson is about to announce a new line of branded flooring and carpet products, she is a marketing genius.
If Jessica Simspon is not is not about to announce a new line of branded flooring and carpet products, well....
The woman who famously thought Chicken of the Sea may, in fact, be chicken, has got America thinking again with an Instagram post in which she is splayed out on a light-colored carpet, captioned:
"I love carpet."
Detractors took to Twitter to poke fun at the blonde bombshell.
But remember, Simpson is used to having the last laugh. The 34-year-old mother of two is worth about $150 million, and is heavily invested in her eponymous fashion brand which reportedly does over $1 billion in annual sales.
Not too shabby.















































