Gretchen likes Spankin'

By Fox News

Published November 29, 2007 7:56am EST | Updated March 30, 2018 4:44am EDT

THE GRETCHEN SONG:

Gretchen, she likes spankin',

sometimes Brian and her children too

Gretchen, yes she's fetchin',

THE BROWN HAIRED GUY'S X-MAS SONG

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