Gigi Hadid's Topless Selfie, Dita Von Teese's Tips For Feeling Sexy, and Much, Much More

Here's what everybody's talking about:

• On Friday morning, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Gigi Hadid shared a topless selfie from what looks to be a hotel room (above). Then again, she could just be in a dressing room at the Goodwill by the interstate, as she looks to be wearing the tighty-whities our 7-year-old nephew donated last week. (The Superman logo must've faded.)

• While we're on the subject of ladies who look fantastic in their underwear, we recently had the pleasure of interviewing burlesque legend Dita Von Teese at her lingerie launch. Watch the video below to learn her secrets for feeling glamorous and sexy — even when she doesn't. (Although, in the interest of full disclosure, it probably doesn't hurt that she's a real looker.)

• Johnny Depp reportedly sold his private yacht — which he originally bought for his ex Vanessa Paradis — because his new wife Amber Heard didn't want anything to do with it. However, it's still unclear whether Depp merely hid the yacht in a shoe box in his closet, like those Polaroids of your ex that your wife wanted you to throw away.

• When asked by a morning radio DJ about his slimmer appearance (below), country artist Blake Shelton quipped, "You should try the 'divorce diet,'" adding that he'd been too stressed and busy to eat. So maybe we should try that sometime! Lord knows the "dysfunctional-family five-day fast" hasn't been working for us.

• After going public with their relationship just last week, "Gotham" co-stars Ben McKenzie and Morena Baccarin have confirmed they're expecting a child together. In doing so, they've also pretty much confirmed that the Joker or Penguin is going to kidnap that child during one of their nefarious schemes. That poor, poor child.

• Ivanka Trump, too, has announced she's expecting a baby with husband Jared Kushner (below). This will be the couple's third child (following daughter Arabella and son Joseph) but only the second that will take direction from his/her mother without the promise of a lollipop or other sugary bribes:

• In an interview with Vanity Fair, Kanye West said he thought there would be more of an outcry after he announced his intentions to run for president in 2020, which he takes to mean that the public has finally started to embrace him as the "extremely thoughtful" and "honest celebrity" that he believes himself to be. The possibility that nobody took him seriously doesn't seem to have crossed his mind at all.

• British singer Sam Smith released his new song "Writing's On the Wall," which will serve as the theme from the next James Bond film "Spectre" (below). But to truly get the full effect, you'll need to imagine the silhouettes of naked ladies dancing to Smith's sorrowful voice, probably while they shoot bullets out of their mouths or something:

• And finally, former "Gossip Girl" actress Leighton Meester and her husband, former "O.C." actor Adam Brody, reportedly welcomed a child back at the beginning of August: a daughter they named Arlo. So expect the two of them to pad their indefinite leave from show business with some extra maternity and paternity leave.