Emily Ratajkowski's Topless Instagram and Simone De La Rue's Fat-Blasting Workout

Here's what's going on out there:

Emily Ratajkowski, the naked model from Robin Thicke's infamous "Blurred Lines" video, uploaded two topless photos to her Instagram page over the weekend (see one below), seemingly for no other reason than to remind us she's the naked model from Robin Thicke's infamous "Blurred Lines" video.

Envious of Emily's physique? There's nobody better to consult than celebrity trainer Simone De La Rue. Follow along with the video above to learn how Simone burns away calories with three fat-blasting cardio moves.

Carrie Underwood's legs performed in New York City's Central Park on Saturday as part of the 3rd Global Citizen Festival (below). The rest of Carrie was there too, albeit much less visibly.

In other Carrie Underwood news, the 31-year-old released a brand-new single called "Something in the Water" (below) from her upcoming compilation album. From the lyrics, it's pretty clear that the "something" in the water is God, and probably some MiO Energy Drops for flavor.

Jennifer Lopez was reportedly rear-ended by a drunk driver on Saturday. Fortunately, all of her passengers were unharmed and OK, no doubt thanks to Lopez's very considerable rear-end. (Of her car.)

Former "American Idol" judge Randy Jackson and his wife Erika are getting divorced after 18 years of marriage, or, as Randy Jackson might calculate, 85 years in dogg years, dogg.

Kim Kardashian and her daughter North wore matching sheer ensembles to the Givenchy show at Paris Fashion Week (below), probably because Kim and Kanye aren't the type of parents to tell their 1-year-old daughter to get back in her room and put some clothes on, young lady!

On Friday evening, Chelsea Clinton welcomed her first child, a baby girl named Charlotte. And despite the high expectations of the Clinton family, it'll be at least five months before Charlotte will speak at the Clinton Global Initiative.

To the unwarranted dismay of women everywhere, George Clooney and fiancee Amal Alamuddin tied the knot on Saturday in Venice, Italy. So don't get so down, ladies. We never really had a shot.

Just when you thought you were the world's biggest fan of sauce, Rumer Willis went out and got herself a tattoo reading "Sauce" on her right hand. So alas, your passion for sauce is nothing compared to Rumer's. Maybe there's another condiment you can learn to love.

A New Jersey woman is suing Disney for $250 million, claiming they stole aspects of her life story and turned it into the animated musical "Frozen." But if that were true, she wouldn't need Disney's money. She could just build her own opulent ice castle through the magic of song.

"Jersey Shore" star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and fiancé Gianni LaValle welcomed their second child together on Friday morning. They named the baby girl Giovanna Marie LaValle, which is so sing-songy that we're surprised Disney hasn't stolen this baby's life story and turned it into an animated musical already.

World-famous burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese celebrated her 42nd birthday by going glamping: a recreational form of camping in which campers bring intricate tents, modern amenities and luxurious sleeping accommodations, all while forgetting they can enjoy those exact same things at home.

And finally, Actor Alex Winter of "Bill & Ted" fame (Bill) claims a third installment is in the works, and says it will be about how the two characters have not moved on with their lives after the first two films. So basically, this movie sounds a lot like Alex Winter's actual life.