Here's what's going on out there:
A recent U.K. poll to determine the perfect female beach body has found that respondents most want Taylor Swift's legs, Katy Perry's chest, Jessica Alba's arms and Emily Ratajkowski's glutes, the latter of whom showcased her envied assets on Instagram a few days later (below). Presumably, they will then Frankenstein this woman together and bring her to life à la "Weird Science," but that technology is probably still weeks away.
Here at FNM, we're always on the hunt for a great cocktail. And since we enjoyed her so freakin' much, we asked LAVO bartender Monica Alvarez to give us another great drink recipe. Watch the video above to see Alvarez mix up a bourbon and berry concoction called an Amalto Mora, then for the recipe.
"My Kinda Party" singer Jason Aldean married his fiancee (and former mistress) Brittany Kerr in a wedding ceremony in Mexico on Sunday. Probably while wearing a hat, if we know anything about Aldean.
On Sunday, Rob Kardashian deleted everything from his Instagram account and replaced it with a single image of a bloodied Rosamund Pike from the movie "Gone Girl," along with a caption reading, "This is my sister kim, the b[****] from Gone Girl" (below). So either Rob is REALLY angry at his sister, or the rest of us really misunderstood the film's twist ending.
HBO's "Game of Thrones" will hold its fifth season premiere at a "palatial" building in San Francisco, according to the AP. However, HBO has yet to reveal which of their sons will be married off to one of the ugly Frey girls in order to gain access to the Golden Gate bridge.
The first teaser for Tom Cruise's latest "Mission: Impossible" film debuted on Sunday (below), and in it, Cruise displays his talent for impressive stunts like hanging from an airborne plane. Also impressive? That we can no longer take co-star Alec Baldwin seriously as anything other than a ridiculous caricature of himself.
According to CNN, Taylor Swift (or her team) has purchased the domain names "TaylorSwift.porn" and "TaylorSwift.adult" in order to beat online trolls to the punch. We're not sure what she plans to do with the pages, but after a quick visit to each site, our own investigation has resulted in nothing, other than our I.T. department flagging us as horrible, horrible perverts.
During the screening of their new/old movie "Sabrina," Jennifer Lawrence remarked that she and Bradley Cooper work so well together because there's "no sex" between them, and described their relationship as "work husband and wife." Funny, that's the exact same situation we have with our co-worker Todd, but only because he hates our guts.
Speaking of Cooper, the actor's former flame Suki Waterhouse recently told Us Weekly that she sometimes rinses her hair in Coca-Cola because Coke "makes it tousled, like I've gone through the Amazon or something." Suki didn't mention whether Pepsi delivers similar results, but the crappy Coke knockoff your grandmother keeps in her pantry almost certainly does not.
A.J. Pero, the drummer for heavy metal act Twisted Sister and the man responsible for probably the second most famous cowbell-laden beat in rock history after Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper," was found dead in his tour bus on Friday. He was 55.
"Desperado" and "Puss in Boots" actor Antonio Banderas is reportedly going to be attending Saint Martin's University in London to study fashion design. He added that he will "of course" continue to act and direct, which means we can probably expect his next turn as Puss to be accompanied by much fancier, more high-fashion boots.
And finally, magician David Copperfield's rooftop pool somehow burst over the weekend, flooding his penthouse apartment along with dozens of apartments below … or perhaps this was just another one of Copperfield's amazing illusions, and he succeeded in magically raising his insurance premiums with no visible wires or lifts.