Need a break? Check out these quirky news stories.

The mother who got famous for tanning way too much has decided to make a music video about… tanning, of course. The cringe-worthy song was posted online yesterday.

Also, it seems we aren’t the only ones obsessed with “Downton Abbey.” One woman loved the show—and actor Brendan Coyle (aka John Bates) —so much she paid $20,000 for a date with him.

Finally, who doesn’t love pizza? Find out just how many slices we, as Americans, chomp down on weekly. Warning: It’s kind of excessive. Click the video above for more.