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On today's episode of Break Time...

Item #1: Forget the Dos Equis guy, David Lee Roth is the most interesting man in the world, and proves it in what is perhaps the longest interview you will ever read on the Internet.

Item #2: A new study shows that if you are drunk, anxious, and/or alone chances are you jump on Facebook.

Item #3: Forget about that mid-life crisis -- now researchers have discovered another later-in-life crisis that occurs in your 60s, and its even worse!