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Britney’s ex Jason Trawick shows the ladies of the world what he’s got to offer in a very revealing selfie. We wish he didn’t.

Nothing says serious actor better than a waiter taking off his shirt and reciting Shakespeare

How to be a side chick tutorial from Wikihow. Yes, really.

The new passive aggressive phrase of 2014 brought to you by Kenya Moore. “Don’t come for me unless I send for you.”

There’s nothing cuter than a really sleepy puppy. Nothing!

Amanda Righetti takes off the warpaint and gets real for a photo shoot in her home.