BMW built a pickup that’s as American as South Carolina barbeque. If they made that with schnitzel.
It’s not for sale, but a one-off concept fabricated by a group of vocational trainees at the company for use at a motorcycle show.
The vehicle is based on the Spartanburg-built X7 SUV and features a 4.5-foot bed with wood flooring that can accommodate a bike when the tailgate is down.
It’s a lot like a luxurious version of the Honda Ridgeline, but BMW has no plans to put it into production.
That’s too bad, because the X7 would make a decent lifestyle pickup. Especially the high-performance M50i with its 523 hp/553 lb-ft turbocharged 4.4-liter V8, which starts with a bark that may be a bit too loud before settling into a nice rumble.
You might not want to get it dirty, but the $100,795 SUV has a payload rating of 1,650 pounds and can tow 5,950 pounds, which puts it on par with some midsize trucks. Both figures would surely be even higher if you jettisoned its third row of seats.
They’re snug, but can accommodate adults for short trips and are great for kids, while the front two rows are spacious as a king cab pickup, or BMW 7-Series sedan. You can fold the powered third-row seatbacks down with the press of a button inside the tailgate to open up 48.6 cubic feet of cargo space, or press another that adjusts the second row to maximize legroom all around.
The X7, which is also available in a $75,895 xDrive40i model with the more than adequate 335 hp 3.0-liter inline-six featured in the pickup, is built on a platform shared with the flagship 7-Series (and pretty much every BMW these days,) and with its standard air suspension system rivals the sedan for comfort.
I’ve never driven a vehicle with 22-inch wheels and low profile tires that’s anywhere near as smooth as the X7 on pockmarked roads. Switching the computer-controlled dampers to its M division tuned Sport mode turns it into an able and composed handler on smooth ones, despite its 5,600-pound weight.
As with many current BMWs, the comprehensive climate control, 360-degree camera system and electronic driver aids can be complicated and require too many steps to operate until you become acclimated. However, the last of those can be enhanced with a $1,700 Drivers Assistance Pro Package that provides one of the best adaptive cruise control and lane-keeping systems available today, plus a traffic jam assist that practically takes over the driving at stop-and-go speeds. I used the former over hundreds of miles and barely had to steer, though the system does require you to keep a hand on the wheel to show you’re paying attention.
Your gaze may be distracted by the cabin. Every surface from top to bottom is trimmed in something or other of high quality. You’ll have more luck finding the Holy Grail in it than a cheap piece of plastic. The X7 is definitely a case of getting what you pay for.
If the idea of paying six figures for a pickup seems ridiculous, keep in mind that you can spend that much on a Ford F-Series Super Duty these days, while a maxed-out F-150 is over $80,000 and a $75G-$100G Lincoln Navigator is basically one of those in a tux.
BMW probably won’t ever turn the X7 into a pickup for real, but if you’re looking for a short bed truck with a cap and a lot of class, it’ll do.
2020 BMW X7 M50i
Base price: $100,795
As tested: $113,845
Type: 4-door, 6-passenger all-wheel-drive SUV
Engine: 4.4-liter turbocharged V8
Power: 563 hp, 553 lb-ft
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
MPG: 15 city, 21 hwy