Paris Hilton Is a Genius
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}You know, a lot of people have piled on Paris Hilton.
They say she's all looks, no brains, and now, just desserts, in prison.
Well, they got two out of three right.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}But on the "no brains" thing, I totally disagree.
Take a look at her police mug shot.
That's right, that is her mug shot.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Mug shots are generally taken under the most stressful situations — think, Nick Nolte.
I don't know, Nick looked a little stressed in his. He's moved on. Unfortunately that mug shot has not.
That's the thing about mug shots: they're forever.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Tom DeLay knew his mug shot would be seen and relished by his enemies around the world. So what did old Tom serve 'em up? Not a Nick Nolte, depressed-as-hell mug shot, but a smiling mug shot, more like a senior yearbook mug shot.
What fun is there in putting "that" on a front page?
I guess as much fun as putting a Vogue-like shot of Paris on a front page? Just not as much fun.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}So word to the wise should this ever happen to you, God forbid: Never let them see you sweat. Sure, your life may be out of sorts, but that doesn't mean your hair should be.
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