Cavuto: Obama vs. pineapple?
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Whoever said politicians were like a bunch of pineapples, wasn't kidding.
Fact, Monica Crowley here saying if she had a choice between Barack Obama and a pineapple…no contest…the pineapple.
And let's just say…lots of you "pining" to chip in.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Charles in Anniston, Alabama.
"I'm with Monica. I'll vote for the pineapple."
Kathy, Eugene, Oregon.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}"…just heard Monica…I would vote for a one-horned, one-eyed purple eater with pink, purple polka dots if that's what the Republican party nominates for president."
Pam in Washington.
"I have said that I would vote for a can of peas rather than Obama, but a pineapple will do."
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Kevin in Detroit.
"A pineapple could beat Mitt Romney with half its skin off. How's that, Monica?"
Jim in New York City.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}"Really, Cavuto, how stupid could your show get? "Moaning Monica" would vote for a pineapple over the president...
Does she even think about what she's saying and the message she's sending? Last time I checked, lifeless pieces of fruit can't serve in office."
Ummm, Jim, you might want to take a better look at congress.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Arthur via Yahoo.
"I'd consider the healthful pineapple but only if he balanced the ticket with a ring ding, so we could have the "pine-ding" ticket."
Joe in Atlanta.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}"I’d choose the pineapple over "all" the candidates. It's delicious. They're all dumb."
Veronica e-mails.
"Your arrogance knows no bounds, Cavuto. Now you're seriously advocating pieces of fruit for president? I've heard of running out of ideas…
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}But shouldn't you be "eating" more fruit than "voting" for it? You'd feel better, and probably wouldn't sound like the fruit-deprived freak you are."
Taylor via MSN.
"I don't think Monica's one bit crazy. Pineapples are delicious. Politicians are not. Pineapples are good for you. Politicians' spending is not...
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}...pineapples have a tough exterior but a wonderful inside...Politicians have a soft as mush exterior, and "nothing" inside. Easy call. Pineapple. Landslide."
Victor e-mails.
"You let the pineapple run, you think oranges and apples and grapes are just going to sit there in a bowl and watch? Not likely."
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Mary via Yahoo.
"Better a pineapple for president, than melon-head Romney. The pineapple has more personality...
...and the pineapple's a hell of a lot more civil than you are. Not once have i ever, ever, ever seen a pineapple interrupt anyone!"
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Ben via Yahoo.
"The pineapple has my vote."
Tricia via AOL.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}"No on the pineapple!! Republicans will just divide the vote and president top banana will just "peal" past 'em!"
Clever, Tricia. Very clever.
Ed in Kirkland, Wash.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}"Remember, it takes a pineapple a lot longer to spoil than it did Obama."
C.D. via AOL.
"Neil, my cat Festus would be a better president than the pineapple "or" Obama."
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Paul via Hotmail.com.
"I would like to see a poll between President Obama versus Spongebob."
And this from SpongeBob Squarepants himself.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}"I’m formally announcing my candidacy for president in 2012 and Patrick will be my running mate!!"
Ok, that was from Phil, in Texas. But I think he's the real Spongebob.
David from Midland, TX.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}"You're the pineapple for denigrating our political process with such silliness. You should apologize to your viewers, your e-mailers….and all pineapples that have every right to be offended."