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Wayne Newton, Gwyneth Paltrow, Eminem and the Gilmore Girls in the harsh glare of The Foxlight.

Are we ready for the newest soldier in the war on terror? It's Wayne Newton. He's been named the head of a USO celebrity unit to entertain the troops.

And Gwyneth Paltrow says when you know, you know in six weeks. That's the limit she places on a relationship then buh-bye. She also says men are "Lyin', cheatin' scumbags." But she still comes back for more because she's a very sexual person.

Also, lock up your daughters: Eminem is officially on the market. The rapper's divorce from his wife, Kim, has been finalized. Eminem will pay a $1,000 a week in child support for their five-year-old daughter, Hailie. They will share joint custody of her.

Finally, another great show no one is watching is Gilmore Girls on the WB. The mother-daughter team seem to be channeling David and Maddie from Moonlighting. The wardrobes can be a little glam for a working mom but otherwise this is an original that deserves more than just a cult following. Who knew that WB frog had great taste?