They're so funny when they scream. I'm referring, of course, to student protesters like the ones recently seen at NYU.
Footage from the so-called "Kimmel Occupation," may be the best reflection of the left-wing ego in action: An expose of the obsessive, attention-seeking mindset found in your basic student activist.
Now, there's new, even more hilarious footage of a College of New Jersey student being busted after attempting to crash an Ann Coulter Speech.
It's truly awesome.
I'm sensing a new trend among modern activism. It's called "bad acting."
Maybe these punks watched too many episodes of "Cheaters," but I'm thinking, this phony anguish doesn't really help "the cause."
It's really just a pathetic sting operation in which a law breaking stooge tries to nail cops for brutality, when they're just doing their job.
Oh, how I want to hurt them.
But that's why this footage is so great: It reminds us what cops on campus deal with every day. I salute them, for they're able to resist the temptation to crush the heads of those trying to jeopardize their livelihoods.
Finally, if you're a parent and you've got a kid around college age, send me their number. But also play them this footage. Then afterward, tell them that if they ever pull one of these stunts, you'll cut them out of any trust fund or will and replace them with the cop or guard they just abused. Because if there's one thing that speaks louder than fake outrage, it's mommy and daddy's cash.
And if you disagree with me, you're worse than Hitler.