The New Three Stooges

Let me ask you something: Do you remember Larry, Curly and Moe? I'd like to introduce you to Jacques, Gerhardt and Vladimir.

Larry, curly and Moe were pretty funny. Jacques, Gerhardt, and Vladimir are pretty funny too.

But Larry, Curly and Moe were just joking around. Jacques, Gerhardt, and Vladimir are not.

Jacques, Gerhardt, and Vladimir make you wonder about their antics.

Larry, Curly and Moe had no agenda but to make you laugh. Jacques, Gerhardt and Vladimir have a very serious agenda but they only end up making us all laugh.

Only stooges who did nothing to free an oppressed people would smarm their way in to profit off those people. Only stooges who tried desperately to protect an evil regime, would come out and say their glad the world's now done with that regime. And only stooges would ignore the pain of families who've lost loved ones in this worthy battle and call it a waste.

While sticking it in the eyes of those same families to make new contracts with great haste.

The original Three Stooges tickled us. The new Three Stooges sicken us.

The original Three Stooges lifted us up when we were down. The new Three Stooges bring us down when we are up.

The original Three Stooges knew they were stooges and laughed all the way to the bank. The new Three Stoges have no clue they're stooges but still want to run to the bank.

Only this bank, this day, is closed. We're onto their thievery as much as we are their stoogery.

Jacques, Gerhardt and Vladimir should be put in an institution.

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