Tara Reid's wardrobe malfunction, Paris goes commando, Trump's taste and Martha's mailbox in today's Foxlight.

What The New York Post calls Tara Reid's (search) "mammary meltdown" caused a paparazzi explosion the other night at P. Diddy's birthday party. Now, despite the smiles she had on her face when the revealing photos were snapped, Tara is reportedly hurt by the "boob blunder" that gave her so much exposure. She also claims she's cleaned up her act, wants to act like a grown up and is tired of being written about as the drunk girl.

Speaking of blondes who claim they don't like all the attention, Paris Hilton (search) walked the same red carpet moments later and tried to one-up Reid by hiking her skirt to reveal she wasn't wearing any underwear. This gal is classy with a capital "k."

In addition to the wrath of fired apprentices, Donald Trump (search) now faces a lawsuit for basically having bad taste. What took so long? A Miami architect wants two oceanfront towers with Trump's name on them to be destroyed.

Finally, they're mad at Martha Stewart (search) in prison for having too many pen pals? Her fan mail is overloading the prison post office and they say that's a bad thing. Biggest upcoming concern? Holiday cards. And watch out for fruitcakes filled with saws and files.