What a pain in the neck.
A Russian man woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find a knife wedged into his skin between his shoulder blades, the Telegraph reported on Friday.
Yuri Lyalin, 53, said he could not remember details of the night after being woken by his wife, who noticed the knife protruding out of his back.
The electrician reportedly had an argument with his drinking buddy, passed out and was stabbed at the factory where he works in Vologda, Russia.
Lyalin woke up, rode the bus home, ate breakfast and fell into a deep sleep without realizing there was a 6-inch blade penetrating his skin, the story reported.