'Missundaztood': Pink vs. President Bush

Are Pink’s anti-Bush bursts being bleeped?

The punk princess appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” to discuss the lyrics of her latest track “Dear Mr. President." And she says she’s been prohibited from pitching her political views on other radio and television shows.

“Dear Mr. President” is an open-letter attack on Bush’s domestic and war policies. In the salty songs, Pink questions: "How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high? Can you even look me in the eye?”

Click here to read the lyrics

“Are you hoping President Bush will make a song back to you?” Kimmel joked.

“Yes,” Pink replied. “Through Eminem.”

Sienna Miller: I'm Not a Bond Girl

Despite talk that Sienna Miller could be the next Bond babe, the British actress insists she doesn’t have the breasts or body for the role.

"How can I be the next Bond girl? My cellulite wouldn't look very good in a bikini,” she scoffed to In Touch Weekly.

And when it comes to discussing secrets of her so-called "fabulous" figure, Sienna says the trick is all in technology.

"Let's face it, my so-called fabulous shape is the result of very clever airbrushing,” Miller confessed to the mag. “I have small breasts and cellulite. I don't really exercise and I eat all the burgers I want. I do feel my metabolism slowing down but I'm lucky because I'm young. But I'd rather be lumpy and heavy than skinny and miserable.”

Bringing BritneyBack: Justin Timberlake Calls Spears

Justin Timberlake was so concerned about ex-girlfriend Britney Spears when she entered rehab in February that he gave her a call.

"I called her because I worried about her," Timberlake revealed recently at a press day for his new movie “Shrek the Third."

But JT is now satisfied to say that Spears is back “In The Zone” of success.

"She's a great woman. I'm rooting for her," he added. "[It] seems like she's getting everything under control now."

And much like his former flame, the 26-year-old is now teaming up with Madonna.

“I have been working on some new music,” Justin told UK’s The Sun. “But it’s not for myself — I’m writing for other people. I’m working on some stuff for Madonna.”

Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel Man-Swap

You would think there would be plenty of buff boys to go around on Hollywood Boulevard, but it seems as though Hollywood hotties Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel would rather get friendly with each other’s former flames.

Justin Timberlake (who was previously linked to Johansson) turned up to a party last Friday in his own “7th Heaven” with Biel, according to Us Weekly reports.

“If Jessica was talking to a group of girls, Justin would come over, kiss her neck and start making out with her,” a witness told the magazine.

Ironically enough, Johansson and actor Ryan Reynolds spent last weekend in New York City on a little romantic rampage.

Bear in mind, Reynolds had love-links to Biel during the filming of “Blade” in 2004. Ryan and Scarlett were spotted on Saturday night at Manhattan restaurant Odeon.

"They were definitely holding hands," an eyewitness told People magazine. "They were a cute couple!"

The pair and their posse of pals were again spotted at around 4 p.m. on Sunday at the Carlyle Hotel for a $135 prix fixe lunch.

While a spokesperson for Scarlett refused to comment on her personal life, it seems the sexy screen siren may have finally found her “Match Point."

Meanwhile, the “Scoop” sensation has topped a poll for the most beautiful body, conducted by women’s mag Glamour.

Johansson was challenged closely by brunette beauty Jessica Alba, supermodel Gisele Bündchen and Brad Pitt’s ex Jennifer Aniston and current love Angelina Jolie.

Brangelina: Is the Fairytale Fading?

Speaking of Brad Pitt, it seems as though the fire may finally be fizzling in the fervor between him and his Hollywood hottie Angelina Jolie.

In Touch magazine reports that the passion between the sexy screen stars has been cooling.

“They do love each other,” an insider confessed to the mag. “"But that wild physical chemistry isn't there anymore."

The reported rocky relationship is a reflection of the struggle to sustain two high-profile careers and their ever-flourishing family.

“Their relationship has developed so fast that it's almost like they're an old married couple now," added the friend.

Another Brangelina buddy also admitted that Brad recently tried to plan a romantic rendezvous and organized for his mom to watch the kids for a few days. However, Angie axed the plans, as she apparently had “other things on her mind."

Despite the problems in paradise, Jolie’s brother James Haven insists the couple are in nothing less than domestic delight.

"The great thing about Brad and Angelina is that they really get each other's sense of humor, and make each other laugh a lot,” he told Grazia magazine. “They talk about politics a great deal and are very creative together with the projects they are working on. If it keeps going the way it's going, they'll be together for life."

Tara Conner Leaps to La La Land

Now that she no longer has to stylize with a sash, the rehabilitated former Miss USA Tara Conner has had her bite of the Big Apple and has chosen to head to the Hollywood Hills.

According to the New York Post, the reformed rehabber had initially planned to stay in New York, but after the 2007 pageant aired, she suddenly decided to ditch Manhattan.

Sources say Conner has selected to settle on the West Coast with a man she met during the show. Apparently, she was already living with him and is on the hunt for a hosting gig.

Did Britney Spears Have Liposuction?

In an effort to regain her pre-pregnancy proportions and revive her pop princess status, Britney Spears reportedly had a little lipo.

The star, who lost about 12 pounds in rehab, visited a private medical facility in Las Vegas on March 31, where she received LipoDissolve, a series of injections that over time will remove fat from her legs and buttocks, sources told Life&Style magazine.

Meanwhile, Spears’ pantyless partying late last year caused her to be ditched by her beau. While she may have had fun flashing her flesh, her boyfriend at the time, music producer Jonathan "J.R." Rotem, was anything but aroused.

"Yes, Britney and I were dating, before the crotch-shot thing," Rotem reveals in the upcoming issue of Complex magazine.

"Now it's kind of rocky between us,” he admitted. “We're working together still, but I'm not sure if I want to be tied down, period."

Paris & Lindsay Continue to Make Private Parts Public

Speaking of putting nether regions on show, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan don’t seem to like leaving anything to the imagination.

Perennial party girl Hilton was recently spotted showing a little too much cheek, and we’re not talking the facial kind.

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Meanwhile, Hilton’s sometimes friend, sometimes foe, Lohan was snapped at L.A. restaurant Katsuya showing off a sexy black bra beneath an unbuttoned blouse. Not one to "Li-Lo," Linds obviously ignores the rules of subtlety.

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Kirsten Dunst Praises Pot

She might have an angelic appearance on the outside, but Kirsten Dunst says “Bring it On” when it comes to marijuana.

"I drink moderately, I've tried drugs. I do like weed," Dunst told a British paper, as reported by U.K’s The Sun. "I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does.

"My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.”

The “Spider-Man” star also believes that the world would be a “better place” if everyone followed her lead in weaving a web of weed smokers.

"I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean — are you kidding me?” Dunst added. “If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.”

Report: Angelina Jolie Still Jealous of Jennifer Aniston

One would think that with a new little boy in the Brangelina brigade, Angelina Jolie would be all smiles. But it seems the screen siren is still struggling with Team Aniston.

Jennifer Aniston took the time to send books, games and a congratulatory card to ex-husband Brad Pitt, Angie and their new son, Pax, Life&Style magazine reports.

But Jolie reportedly sent the card spinning to the trash can.

"Angie didn't approve of it at all," a source told the mag.

Apparently, Brad wasn’t too happy with his girlfriend’s hostile reaction, especially since Jolie’s ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton recently revealed that he still chats with the brunette beauty on a regular basis.

In another “Pitt-fall" for Jolie, Oprah Winfrey is apparently hopping mad at Angie for refusing to promote her girls' school in Africa.

“Oprah thought Angelina would jump at the chance because she knows how much Angelina loves Africa,” a source told Star magazine. “Oprah says it’s the last time she’ll ask Angelina to help with any of her causes.”

Perhaps Angie's snub has nothing to do with not wanting to help, but comes back to her jousting with Jennifer.

“Angelina has never forgiven Oprah for siding with Jennifer Aniston after Brad Pitt split from Jen,” the source added.

Drew Barrymore’s 'Lesbian Lover' Ready to Reveal All

Jane Pratt, the founder of Jane magazine, recently ‘fessed up to fooling around with Hollywood hottie Drew Barrymore in the mid-'90s.

However, Pratt wants to dish even more dirt on the girl-on-girl good times on Howard Stern’s radio show.

"I did have sex with Drew Barrymore,” Pratt told the New York Post. “One of my dreams is to return to Howard's show and tell him the truth about Drew Barrymore and me."

A Pratt pal admitted that Jane is ready to break the silence, WENN reported. However, a spokesperson for the “Wedding Singer” star declined to comment on the reported lesbian fling.

While Drew’s romantic rendezvous remain somewhat mysterious, the 32-year-old has admitted that we probably won’t be seeing any baby Barrymores in the near future.

“I always thought I desperately wanted a husband and a big family because I didn't have it growing up. But now that I'm 32 and in a prime position to welcome that into my life, it's not what I want,” she told Glamour magazine. “Right now, I have this big family made up of my friends. My house is always full of people.”

Diddy: Feel My Skin, Please!

Metrosexual music mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs stunned the audience of Conan O’Brien’s late show on Thursday night when he made a spectacle of his super sexy skin.

Diddy raved about his strict skin-care regimen, stating that he has “some of the softest skin in the world.” The party prince credits his coating to taking a hot shower followed by dirty-dancing to Al Green and Marvin Gaye.

"I run around and I dance around and I air-dry while I dance to the music,” Combs crowed. “I do this for my woman; she loves it. She never misses a show."

He even insisted that O’Brien have a rub for himself.

“Oh my god it’s like butter,” the host hooted while stroking Sean’s arm.

Just to prove his skin is far from “Puffy,” 36-year-old Diddy then let his front-row fans have a feel.

Halle Berry to Be Next Bald Beauty

Gothika” goddess Halle Berry is set to scare even herself when she pulls a Britney Spears and loses her locks — in this case for a film role in the romantic comedy currently titled “Nappily Ever After.”

"I'm going to shave my head bald," she told reporters April 4. "I can't believe it."

The act isn’t actually out of sympathy for Spears, as Berry will be playing a woman who decides to go for the sharp shave after her hair starts falling out. Berry’s character then must learn to cope with people’s perceptions of her and the way in which her hair shaped who she was.

"I still struggle with this hair issue," Halle confessed to the press. "I'm going to get the lesson on film, and hopefully other women will get it, too."

The bygone “Bond” babe plans to bring out the colossal clippers on film, and won’t be faking it with a cap. But, it will be more than a year before fans can catch the hair-free Halle on the silver screen, as the new draft for “Nappily” has just been completed.

While Berry might be a bit mortified about mowing her mane, she is more than happy to be walked all over.

Earlier this week the sexy screen siren passionately and very publicly kissed her new star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame.

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Brit's Rehab Men

Reformed rehabber Britney Spears must have used some male medicine to perk up while in Promises.

The pop princess reportedly had romantic rendezvous with Jason Filyaw of the rock band Riva, and another mystery man while at the 12-step center. Now, it's been revealed that Spears also found time to mash musician Howie Day.

According to Life & Style magazine, the bald Brit “fell hard” for the singer-songwriter while shuttered away and now plans to bring Day as her date to a family wedding in June.

An insider told the publication that Spears “lights up” when she talks about Howie and raves that he’s “the best kisser ever.”

While Brit may happy, Mama Lynne is rather snappy. Mrs. Spears is said to be less than stoked about her daughter’s new catch, as Day has a history of “toxic” troubles.

The guitarist has been arrested twice, once for locking a fan in the bathroom of his tour bus and another time for a drunken round of verbal abuse of a flight crewmember.

The senior Spears, however, isn’t the only one trying to keep Britney “overprotected”; breast-baring music mogul Janet Jackson is also said to be sending her support.

The singer reportedly told Vibe Vixen magazine that she's praying for the pop star and fears her dip into diva depression is far from over.

"I'm really afraid something's going to happen, and I hope it doesn't," said Jackson in the interview. "I don't know her, I don't want to assume anything, but who knows?"

Avril Lavigne: 'I Didn't Back-Bite Britney'

Speaking of Brit, “complicated” songstress Avril Lavigne wants to assure the world that there are no punk princess vs. pop princess problems between Spears and her.

Earlier in the week, Lavigne was quoted by The Sun newspaper in London as having snidely said, "What's happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person."

The punk pixie firmly denies having uttered those scathing words.

"I didn't say that," Avril told Los Angeles radio duo Valentine and Lisa Foxx during Thursday morning's gab fest. "I haven't even been talking about her. People ask me about it all the time and I go, 'You know what? I don't know her.'"

Click here to hear Avril on air.

While the singing sensation swears she didn’t bash Britney, Lavigne is happy to take on anyone her hounds her hubby Deryck Whibley.

"If some girl was going after my man I'd punch them,” WENN quoted Avril as having said. “ I don't think stealing any girl's guy is a nice thing — it's totally mean."